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Tamizhum 1190 Markum

May 26, 2015 3 comments

Enna Sir, payyan indha varusham 10th ezhudhi irukkanla?

“Ada aama pa. Exam ezhuthittu avan jolly a thaan irukkan. Enakku thaan vayithula puliya karaikkidhu daily”

“Vidunga Sir. Unga payyanukku enna, nalla mark thaan vaanguvaan. Seri, Engineer a , Doctor a ? 12th la Enna stream la sekka poreenga”

“Avan friends ellam Computer Science thaan edukkaraanga. Ivanum athaan venungaraan”

“Seri adhulaye sethudunga. CS la mark vaangardhu easy nga. Enga akka payyan Biology. 183 yo 4 o thaan eduthaan.  190 kku mela poda maattangalaame”

“Adhuvum Seri thaan”

“French a Sanskrit a ? Sanskrit la llam easy a 200 vaangidlaam. Tamil lla llam 180 e kashtam. Summa adhula pottu waste pannadheenga”

 

Tamilnatla, atleast Chennai la, Pathaavadhula la irunthu Padhinonnavathu pora mukkavaasi maanavargaloda veetla nadakkara saadharna conversation thaan. Computer Science la easy marku, Tamil edutha mark poidum, patthaavadhu varaikkum tamil padichadhe podhungra manappanmai perumabaalana petrorukku irukku (payyanukku enna venum, enna padikkanumnu kekkardhilla, adhu vera vishayam). Kadasiya enna ? Mark vaanganum. Neraya vaanganum. Annan Payyan, Thangachi ponnu, Edhir veettu Ashwin , Pakkathu veettu Priya , ellatha vidayum neraya mark vaanganum. Adhukku kuruku vazhi, tamizh a paadhilaye athu vittu poidradhu.

Odanne “Naanga pudhusssa oru language a katthukkarom” “Our kids will know a new language” nnu kodi pudichittu vandhudaatheenga. Pudhu mozhi kathukkardhula thappilla. Infact evlo mozhi kathukkaromo ulagathula athana kalaacharatha pathi therinjikkalaam. Aana adhukkellam munnadi namma thaai mozhi a muzhusa therinjikkanumla? 11avadhu 12aavadhu la padichaa thaan tamizha, naanga veetla daily pesarome, enga payyan 10aavadhu varaikkum tamil thaan padichaane nnu nenaikkaravanga, avan periyavan aana apparam indha mudivu avana epdi baadhikkidhundradha yosichu paarunga.

11aavathula tamil a venaamnu sonnadhaala adhoda importance avlo thaan nra maari oru thappana abipraayam appove avan manasula form aaiduthu. Idhu poga tamil padicha “naattupuram” , French padicha royal aristocrat nra range la avana ethividradhu veetla. Apdiye padichu periyavan aagi , Paris la conference pogum bothu 11avathula padicha french a vechi ottiduvaaraam. Adhe Bonjour um Bon appétit thaane. Ellarukkum theriyum. Idhellam vida aangila mogam nammala enga vittuchu. Naan padicha school llam “Speak to me in English” nnu badge pottirunthom ellarum. Tamil la pesinaale punishment. Natural a school a english pesaravan, veetla poyum atha thaan pesaraan. So tamil la avanoda total vocabularye adhoda close aaiduthu. Pudhu Pudhu vaarthaigala enga kathuppaan ?

College mudichittu velaikku sendhu naalu peroda pesum bothu ‘maame’, ‘machi’ nnu kaalaaikkardhellam saralama varudhu. Konjam complex vaarthai engayaathu ketta artham therila. Naan onnum Sallaabam, Mandhagaasam nnu over complex words pathi sollala. Pirai, Madhi, Sitrundi, Thanikkai kooda therila. Adha vidunga. Tamil Ezhudha/Padikka ippo irukkara generation la ethana perukku theridhu. Avan kalyaana pathirikkaila irukka tamizhe inga paadhi per padikka theriyaama thaan kalyaanam pannikkaraanunga. Munnadi tamil paatu variyellam manappadama paadittu irundha gumbal ippo rendu line kku mela poradhilla. Yenna Thaamarai, Karky nnu kavinjargal neraya peru pudhu pudhu tamil vaarthaigala paatukkalla marubadiyum kondu varanumnu muyarchi pannittu varaanga. Namma payyan andha maari ‘complicated’ tamil llam therinjikku virumba maatraan.

Theatre la padam paakkum bothu, dialogue la chinna kavidhai vandha kooda, pakkathula irukkanavana artham kekkaraan. ‘Oru vaarthai Oru latcham’ llam TV la potta sutham. Rendaavadhu round kku mela namma payalukku oru vaarthaikku kooda artham therila. Avan pera avanaalaye tamizh la ezhudha therilainga. America la irunthu enna prayojanam ? Idhellam vida worstu. Avan aalu avanukku tamizhla ezhudhi kudutha love letter a en friend oruthanukku naan padichu kaatnen. Idhellam paathu sirikkardha azhardhannu therila.

Seri ellathayum vidunga. Ivan eppadiyo poittu poraan. 1190 mark eduthaan 12th la. Engineering padichachu, Velaikku poyachu, America vandhaachu, Kalyaanam Panniyachu, Kozhandhayum pethukkittachu. Apparam enna ? Pondattikku tamil aarvam konjaamavathu iruntha okay. Illa avalum “Bonjour” thaan na, porandha kozhandha gadhi enna aagarthu? Already veli naatla valarra kozhandha. Veliya english thaan pesi valara poguthu. Veetlayum “Sanjay how many times should i tell you to finish your bowl of cereal” nnu solli valatha, Tamil vaadaye irukkaadhu. Bombay heroine maari thaan tamil pesi valarum. Aana amma appa, porandhadhu Kodambakkam, padichadhu PSBB. Tamilnadu product thaan. Leave kku India vandhu “What paatti?, you dont even know how to operate an iPad” nnu sollumbothu paatikku perumaya thaan irukkum. Ullukkulla Tamil pesamaatraanenra varutham nichayam irukkum.

Idhanaala 11th la tamil edukkara ellarum tami aarvathoda valarraanga, sanskrit edukkara ellarum tamizhe theriyaama valaraangannu naan solla varla. Sanskrit eduthu padicha en friends neraya per, innum nalla tamizh pesittu padichittu thaan irukkaanga. Simple a sollapona, adhu namma thaai mozhi nra garvam varanum. Adha pesa theriyatti, padikka theriyaatti asingamnradha unaranum. Perumaya poi “I know how to speak a little tamil. But cant read or write” nnu peter vitta, adhu mallakka paduthu echi thuppara maarinnu unaranum. Naan onnum ellarayum baagam baagama silappadhigaaram, sevagasenthaamani padikka sollala. Andrada tamil a therinjikkonga. Ezhudha theriyaadha? Kathukkonga. Adhukkana muyarchi edunga. Mukkiyama ungalukke theriyatti unga pasangalukku eppadi solli thara mudiyum? Idha yosinga.

Tamizh padichu 185 maark eduthaana. Sandosha padunga. Ner ner themaa, Nirai ner pulimaa, Nirai Nirai Karuvilam, Ner Nirai Kuvilam nnu padikkara kadaisi thalaimurai nammalodadhu aaida koodathu.

 

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“Athishtam Adicha Calling Bell”

November 4, 2007 16 comments

Hmmm…. Rendaavathu Post .. The Network Lab end-sem just got over by this friday[Nov 2 ]. Annikku nadantha comedyllam kondu varrathukku thaan intha post … First… lab oda layout onna naane pottirukken …Enakku gnyabagam irukkara varaikkum yaarellam yengellam ukkanthu irunthanganu pottirukken … Athaan ithu ..

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Ippo matterukku varuvom … The question given in our exam was to simulate the Go-Back-N Protocol … Correct a exam porathukku munnadi thaan Sivagami Sliding Window Protocol podrathukku oru algo sonnan … Nalla Vela sonnan .. Avan mattum atha sollalena annikku labla onnume senji irukka mudiyathu .. Ulla pona udane random orderla ukkara vechaanga .. En roll no munnadiye varum nrathu naala naan mudhallaye lab kulla poitten .. Enakku vantha seat Fig. la irukku . 😉 . Enakku pakkathula rendu seat ume initialla gaali a thaan irunthuthu .. Seri ethaavathu vishayam therinjavanga vantha oru support a irukkume . In Case of Emergency (Ethuvume Work aavaatha patchatula) usefulla irukkume nenachan .. Senthil vanthu ukkaruvaannu ethirpaathen .. Avan pakkathu row kku poittan … Kadaisiya oru pakkam Venki vanthaan “Machaan padichittiya” nnu vanthaodane kettaan … Naan sumaarathaan padichi irunthen .. Atha thaan sonnen .. Apparam antha pakkam Smrithi … Appo than oru releif , ava night ellam ukkanthu padichiruppannu enakku theriyum . So kadisiyila ethavathu work aavama prachana panna ava kitta help kettukalaam nra nambikkaila prog start pannen .

Muthalla programla connection establish aana pothum nnu adichen .. Athu work aaiduchi .. So atha thaniya save panni vechuttu Siva sonna algo va gnyabagappaduthi paathen … Vandha veraikkum adichen .. Suthama Work aagala .. Romba nerama yosicha apparam thaan thappu engannu kandu pidichen … Test 3 manikku start aachu .. 5.30 kku mudikkanum .. Sliding Window work panna vekkarthukkulla pothum pothumnu aaiduchi .. Oru vazhiya etho onnu work aachu .. Seri ellarum enna panraangannu paakalaamnu thirumbi Senthila paatha , Etho verithanama type adichittu irunthan . Aduthu Smrithi ya paatha Thaniya Computer kuda etho pesittu iruntha .. Prashanth vazhakkam pola benchla thaalam pottuttu irunthaan ..

Last 15 mins” nnu sonnanga Geetha Maam .. Seri athu varaikkum pannathu porum , kadaisi 15 nimishathula enna panni kizhikka poromnu sollittu , erkanave work aagittu iruntha Sliding Window prog a run pannaaa… Work aaagala … Aapu .. Bind error .. Port maathinaalum work aagala .. Apparam ennamo maathi paathen kadaisiya work aaiduchi . Udane oru kural “Switch off your monitors, times up“. Naanum off panniten … Pakkathula Smrithi oda O/P paatha , pakkava questionla ketturukka formatla ye irunthuthu … Ennodathum correct a work aagum , aana OP format vera .. Seri idhellam summa saadharna matter . Ithukkapparam varrathu thaan intha post ezhutharthukke kaaranamaana vishayam …

Mothama OP pakkara staff naalu per .. Geetha Maam, Shiloah Maam, Prabhu Sir, and Bald Sir(I dunno his name so inime avara B Sir nnu kupidlaam). Antha laabla mark vangathukku 40% namma prog kaaranam meethi irukka 60% yaar OP paaka varaangannrathu thaan .. Intha staff laye Geetha maam thaan romba strictu … Avunga enga side a vanthira koodathunnu vendittu irunthen … Athe maathiri avunga correcta opposite side la irunthu start pannanga … Theliva sola pona … R4… Naan irukkarthuR2 .. So antha maam inga vara chance illa nnu nechu konjam relax aanen .. Adutha releif Prabhu Sir R1 la irunthu start pannathu .. Avar romba nalla sir .. Mark nalla poduvaaru .. Athanaala seri oru row thaane… namakku sure a avar thaan nnu nambi ukkanthuttu irunthen … Solla pona enga row mothama ore kushiya irunthaanga … Shiloah maam R5 la start pannanga .. Avunga vanthaa kuda paravaalla … Appo thideernu B Sir enga Rowla Prashanth le iruthu start pannaru … Mixed emotions … My order of preference (In fact anyone’s order of preference) was 1. Prabhu 2. B 3. Shiloah 4. Geetha maam thaan … Seri .. B sir nna paravalla … Worst Case namakku Shiloah maam thaan varuvaanga .. Eppadi yum prachana illennu nenachun ..Naan ethirpaathathu anyone except Geetha maam …

Aana naama onnu nenacha theivam onnu nenaikkum nu solluvaanga .. Atha naan annikku thaan paathen … Naan Mooonu nenachen .. Theivam athellam vittuttu 4nnu nenachirukku … Prabhu Sir was taking almost 10-15 mins for each person. Sema kadupadaichittu irunthaaru .. Seri oru pakkam Prabhu sir, innoru pakkam B sir .. Ethavathu oru sir kitta kamichidalaamnra nambikka irunthuthu … Prabhu sir 5 pera mudikkarthukkulla Shiloah maamum Geetha maamum 10 10 per mudichiruppanga … Geetha maam ellarayum pudichi kathu kathunnu kathittu irunthaanga … “Ithu kooda poda theriyaama enna panreenga“. Enakku oru santhosham , namakku thaan avanga vara porathu illaye .. Ellarum nalla thittu vangungannu …

Apparam senthiloda turn vanthuthu .. Geetha maam 🙂 . Sema kaththu .. Enna aachinnu appo theriyala … Meanwhile B sir enga rowla rendu perukku than paathu irunthaar .. Prashant , Geetha … Innoru pakkam prabhu sirR1 la ellarukkum mudichittaru .. Saravananum Sujayyum than baakki … So appo oru calc pannen … Prabhu sir oda current positionla irunthu 5 aavathu aal naan , B sir kkum athe 5 thaan … Geetha maam apppo R4 mudichittu R3 mukkavasi mudichittanga …

Thideernu B Sir order maari vanthu Venkat kitta “ya switch on your monitor” nnaru … Oh .. very good Avanukkadutha namma thaan nnu nenachittu irunthen … innoru bonus vera .. Antha sir namma ethavathu code pannalenna kuda “Write down the logic ” appadinnu sonnaru .. Enakku ore gujaaltiya aaidichu .. Inikku eppadi irunthaalum nalla marks vaangidallam nu oru abaara nambikka vanthudichi …

Appo time 6.20 irukkum .. Smrithi vera “Naan poi avarkitta LG veetukku poganumnu sollittu kelamba poren” nnu sollittu iruntha . Nan kuda solla maataanu paathaaaaa.. Gabaalnu ezhunthu poi “Sir, Naan enga LG ya 6.30 kku meet pannanum sir .. So enakku OP check pannunga please” nna … Sir udane ok sollitaaru .. “LG na Local Guardiana maa” “Aamam sir“. “Where are u from ? ” “Neyveli Sir” .. Itha sollum bothellam paakanume Appadiye onnum theriyatha maathiri oru moonji.. Athukkulla atha enga irunthu vaanginaalo … Venkatukku paathachu .. Ippo smrithikkum Op check pannittu irukkaru .. Athu yaaru .. Naan thaaan .. Ippadi paatha .. Prabhu Sir vanthaaru … Vanthuttu “Sir , neenga intha row mudichidunga.. Naan antha pakkam poren” nnu sollittu escape aaittaru ..

Pona poguthu .. naan B sir kitta “Sir OP paakareengala, OP paakareengala“nnu etho bomma vikkara maathiri sollitte irunthen .. Avar mathikkave illa .. Smrithikku correction pannum bothu oru phone call vera “Aan , sollunga, naan third floor labla thaan irukken .. Busy .. apparam pesalaam” ippadi aarambichu romba neram pesittaru .. Naan ethechaya Geetha maam enga irukkangannu thirumbi paatha …. She finished that R3 and was coming to our row .. “Enna Sir , intha row overa?” .. “Aan illa madam antha kadaisi machine paakala” nnu pratheeba machine a kaamicharu. .. maam anga poittangau .. Sir intha timela Smrithi exec paathuttu ava kitta 2nd ques logic exhutha sollittu , en kitta varaama nera Praveen kitta poittaru ..

Avar en zigzag route eduthaarne enakku puriyala .. Antha rowla innum irukkarthu naanum prabhu vum thaan … Sir prabhu kitta pona maam enkitta vanthiruvaaanga .. Athanaala “Sir Sir “nnu kooptu kooptu paathen … madhikkave illa ..Prabhu vera “Dei Dei pls da naan sir kitta kaamikkaren“nnu kettuttte irunthaan .. Kadaisiya naan ethu nadakkave nadakkathunnu nenachano correcta athuthaan nadanthuthu ..Sir prabhu kitta ponaru , maam enkitta vanthu “ya show ur OP“nnanga. Smrthi eppayo kelambitta … Naan paathappo antha sir prabhu Pc la irunthuttu ennaye paathuttu irunthaaru …

Odane maam kitta enakku vantha OP a kaamichen .. “Enna paa . Automatic a kudukkartha ellam nee manual IP a kuduthirukka” nnanga .. Naan summave irunthen .. Working kaaamichen .. Correct u … Shew..Maam othukittanga … So first questionukku oru tick adicittu “Second pottiya” nnu kettanga .. “Maam , actually ithu podrathukku romba time aaiduchi athunaala podala ” nnu thenavatta sonnen (Enna Firstu thaan correcte .. He he ).. Maamum poittanga …

Eppadiyo nalla badiya mudinjirichunnu paatha .. Oda B Sir vanthaaru . “Enna paa , maam enna sonnanga?“Athu onnum illa sir , first one correctu”. Appo onnu sonnaru paarunag .. Ada Ada .. Kekkave nalla irunthuthu..”Enakku theriyum pa , nee konjamaavathu pottiruppannu . Athaan untha paakala . Illana mudhallaye paathruppen .” itha ketta udane ore sirippu .. Enna poi .. Nalla pannuvennu eppadinenachaarne theriyala .. Enna en assess markellam romba kevalam .. 8, 11 .. Sem mattum ozhunga panni illa na aapu thaan ..

Ivlo periya kadhaila irunthu naan enna solla varenna .. Vaippe illa nnu nenacha oru vishayam .. Correct a center panni vayithulaye ongi kuthittu poidichu .. So .. Ethayume ethirpaaka kudathu .. Varratha vechikkanum .. “Kedaikkarthu Kedaikkama irukkathu . Kediakkama irukkarthu Kedaikkathu” enra thalaivar pon mozhi ya sollittu naan appete aaikkaren .. yappa .. Enakke itha padichu paatha bore adikkuthuda saami ..

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