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August 8, 2016 12 comments

சமீபத்தில் நெருங்கிய நண்பன் ஒருவனின் வீட்டு விசேஷத்திற்கு சென்றிருந்தேன். அவன் பெற்றோரின் அறுபதாம் கல்யாணம். தடபுடலாக நடந்த விசேஷத்தில் Highlightஏ சாப்பாடு தான். நானும் எத்தனையோ இடங்களில் சாப்பிட்டு இருக்கிறேன், ஆனால் இதுபோல ஒரு மாறுபட்ட experience எங்கேயும் இருந்ததில்லை. அவர்கள் பிராமண குடும்பம் என்றதால் மடி சாப்பாடு ஏற்பாடு செய்யப்பட்டிருந்தது. அதென்னடா மடின்னு கேக்காதீங்க. பாரம்பரிய வழக்கமாம். கல்யாணம் முடிந்ததும் மளமளவென்று அதே ஹாலில் மக்கள் வரிசையில் கீழே உட்கார துவங்கினர். நானும் என் நண்பன் இன்னொருவனும் ஒரு ஓரத்தில் இடத்தை போட்டோம். ஏதோ அவனுக்கு இந்த சாப்பாடு பத்திய சூட்சுமம்லாம் தெரிந்திருந்ததால் நான் தப்பித்தேன். இல்லேன்னா விவரம் தெரியாம பாதியிலே எழுந்து வந்திருப்பேன்.

இலை போட்டதும் கையில் சிறிது தண்ணீரை ஊற்றிக்கொண்டான் நண்பன். சரி உள்ள தெளிச்சு இலையை கழுவப்போறான்னு பாத்தா, இலைக்கு வெளிய ஒரு மூணு round சுத்தி வாயில உரிந்தான். “பரிசேஷணம் டா” என்றான். Rightu என்றேன். வரிசையாக உணவு பரிமாறுபவர்கள் வருவது தூரத்தில் தெரிந்தது. ஒரே குஷி, செம்ம பசி. சரி மொதல்ல என்ன வைக்கறாங்கன்னு பாத்தா, உப்பு! அடேய் கொல பசில இருக்கேன்டா கூட்டு பொரியல் ஏதாவது வைங்கன்னு மனசுல நினைத்தது யாருக்கோ கேட்டாற்போல சட்டுன்னு ஒரு மூணு பேர் வந்தாங்க. தரையில இருந்து சுமார் 2 அடி உயரத்துல இருந்து பொரியலை கரண்டிகள் இன்றி கைகளால் Airdrop பண்ணாங்க. ஹப்பாடான்னு கை வைக்க போனேன். பட்டுன்னு கையில் தட்டினான் நண்பன். எல்லாம் போட்ட பிறகு தான் ஆரம்பிக்கணும், நடுவுல சாப்பிடாதே என்றான். என் நெலம தெரியாம பேசரடா என்றேன். மொத்த பேரும் கைகோர்த்து ‘ஆமேன்‘ சொல்லிட்டு தான் சோத்துல கை வைக்க விடுவாங்களோ என்று நினைத்துக்கொண்டேன். நானும் ஒரு ஏழெட்டு நிமிடம் இலையை முறைத்துப் பார்க்க, இலை ஏகபோகமாக நிரம்பிக்கொண்டிருந்தது. என் பசி graph, Bell Curve இன் உச்சியை தொட்டு விட்டு பாதாளம் நோக்கி Fast ஆக பாய்ந்துக்கொண்டிருந்தது. இறுதியாக ஏகப்பட்ட சோற்றை தள்ளி அதில் ஒரு குழிக்கரண்டி நெய்யை ஊத்தினாங்க. தோளில் தட்டி “இப்ப சாப்பிடலாம்டா” என்றான் நண்பன். “இன்னும் எதுவும் ஊத்தலையே” என்றேன். நெய் சாதம் தான் Firstu என்றான்.

கொஞ்ச நேரத்துல சாம்பார் வாளி கண்ணுக்கு தென்பட்டது. இதுவாவது இருக்கேன்னு தெம்பாக சாப்பிட துவங்கினேன். சாம்பார்க்கு அப்பறம் ரசம் வரும் ன்னு காத்துக்கிட்டு இருந்த எனக்கு ஒரு surprise காத்துக்கொண்டிருந்தது. சப்பாத்தி மாதிரி ஒரு அயிட்டத்தை frisbee கணக்கில் ஒரு மாமா இலைக்கு இலை வீசிக்கொண்டு வந்தார். என் இலையில விழுந்தப்பொ தான் தெரிந்தது அது சப்பாத்தி இல்லை போளி ன்னு. சாம்பார்க்கு அப்பறம் போளியா, ஏன்டா என் flowவை கெடுக்கறீங்க ன்னு நினைத்துக்கொண்டே போளியை விழுங்க துவங்கினேன். “டேய் டேய் அத சாப்பிட்டியா?” என்று அவசரமாக கேட்டான் நண்பன். அய்யய்யோ அது சாப்பட்ற matter இல்லையா, கை தொடைக்கர்துக்கு குடுத்தாங்களா ன்னு நான் ஒரு நிமிஷம் பீதி ஆயிட்டேன். “நெய் ஒரு roundu வரும் டா, இரு” என்றான். மீதி இருந்த அறை inch போளியை ஆறு கரண்டி நெய்விட்டு அமுக்கியவுடன், காலி இலையில் சுமார் நூறு மில்லி பாலை அனாமத்தாக ஊத்தி விட்டு போனார் ஒருவர். “போலியை அதுல முக்கி சாப்பிட்டிருக்கனும் டா” என்று முறைத்துக்கொண்டே சொன்னான் நண்பன். அட போடா என்றேன். இதுக்கு நடுவில் தான் சுவாரசியமாக ஒரு விஷயம் நடந்தது.

இலைக்கு பத்து ருபாய் கைமாறுவது தெரிந்தது. ஆஹா இது சின்ன கவுண்டர்ல சுகன்யா போடற மொய்விருந்து மேட்டர்ல, நம்ம கிட்ட வேற பத்து பிசா இல்லையே என்று சட்டைப்பையை தடவிக்கொண்டிருந்தேன். அப்பறம் தான் தெரிந்தது எல்லாருக்கும் சாப்பாடும் போட்டு ஆளுக்கு பத்து ரூபாயும் தராங்கன்னு . நண்பனோட அப்பா அம்மா பதினாறும் பெற்று பெருவாழ்வு வாழனும் என்று வேண்டிக்கொண்டேன். ரசம் ரவுண்டு முடிந்தவுடன் மோர் சாதம் வர தொடங்கியது. எதிரில் சாப்பிடும் மாமி உள்ளங்கையை மட்டுமில்லாமல் முழங்கையையும் பயன்படுத்தி சாப்பிட்ட காட்சி காணக்கிடைக்காதது. பாயாசத்தை இலையில் இருந்து லாவகமாக சுழட்டி அடிக்க தெரியாத காரணத்தினால் கூச்சப்படாமல் கப்பில் கேட்டு வாங்கி குடித்தேன். அவா அவா சாப்பிட்டவுடன் பக்கத்தில் இருப்பவருக்கு காத்திருக்காமல் கப கபவென்று எழுந்து கை கழுவ சென்றார்கள். அதில் கூட ஒரு புதுமை. எச்சில் கை மற்றவர் மேல் படாமல் இருக்க, அதை கூப்பி சிறிது மேல்நோக்கி வைத்தவாறு கழுவுமிடம் செல்வது வழக்கம். இங்க அனைவரும் எச்சில் கையை கூப்பி தலைக்கு மேலே உயர்த்தி நடந்து செல்வதை பார்த்தபோது , ஜெமினி படத்தில் “எனக்கு தமிழ் பேச தெரியும்” என்று கையை உயர்த்தி நடந்துவரும் கிரண் நினைவுக்கு வந்தார்.

ஒருவழியாக வந்த வேலையை கச்சிதமாக முடித்துவிட்டு, நண்பனிடமும் அவன் குடும்பாத்தாரிடமும் விடை பெற்று கிளம்பினோம். எனக்கு இது ஒரு புதுமாதிரி அனுபவமாக இருந்தாலும், பைனாப்பிள் ரசங்களும், பன்னீர் பட்டர் மசாலாக்களும் ஆண்டுக்கொண்டிருக்கும் தற்போதய திருமண உணவு பந்திகள் மத்தியில் மடிசாப்பாடு எப்பவும் ஒரு படி மேல்!

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Guhados Periyappa

April 24, 2011 18 comments

It was a pleasant evening in Besant Nagar beach. Vignesh had come from Bangalore and Me, Vignesh and Senthil were lazily walking in the beach after a full kattu at Mash. Talking intellectually about the matters boys usually speak. Starting from Politics touching a little bit of cinema and ending at Figures in each of our offices. It was all going well until i got this message from an unknown number. Initially i wasn’t suspicious and I really thought it was a wrong message. But the language in the message made me a little suspicious. I thought maybe some friend of mine is so vetti on a Saturday Evening and wanted to play a game with me. All right. I decided to jump in. But was still a little too skeptical and thought there is 90% chance that it was actually a wrong message. Anyways i replied.

At this point i wasn’t expecting a reply incase it was actually a wrong message. Or was expecting some rage reply from the guy 🙂 . Anything but certainly not this.

Ha. Now i was sure that it was one of my friends. If the ‘Hoy‘ and ‘AthimberIyer Bashai wasn’t enough, the name Priya was a big let down. It is the most commonest name in Tamil Girldom. ‘Idiot cant even think of a better name’ i thought to myself. I was fully into the mood by this time. We discussed among us and came into conclusion for the next reply. Then it went….

The next reply was a lame one. We were puzzled. We were thinking of the remote possibility that it might actually be some Iyer Aathu Priya. Then we came back to our senses. ‘Evano namma kooda vilayadran’ ‘Vida koodathu‘.

We were ROFLMAO ing by now. Whoever is doing this must be very good in timing i thought. We were 99% sure that it was a prank. Coz

1. Nobody talks like that on messages

2. If at all it is a girl, she should have figured that i am not her athimber by now with the crap I am talking

3. Who changes number when they go to trichy?

So i was thinking of sending a strong brahmastra to bring the guy to his knees. Then i sent …Okay.. I was a little freaked out now seeing that reply. No one can be this lame. And i dont have time for pranks. So i called the number. I was expecting a ‘Machi‘ or a group of guys laughing or even a ‘Unakku Piriya kekkutha, Piriya‘ … But it was a GIRL who said Hello and then it went ‘Aaan, Sollunga Athimber‘. It.was.a.GIRLLL.

I had no idea what to do. I was yelling hello, hello just to find out whether it was still a prank and if the girl started laughing. Nothing happened. I thought she would figure out from my voice that i am not her athimber. That didnt happen either. She was repeating the same thing. *Beeep* . There.. I hung up. And Vignesh and Senthil were laughing uncontrollably looking at my facial expression. Many things such as Police, Cyber Crime, Eve Teasing were running in my head. Then i thought ‘Thoo, ithu sappa matter da. Not worth eve teasing‘ . Now my 99 % of Prank call chance went to below 1 %. Okay one last message i thought and sent.

That is the funniest sms conversation i’ve ever had in my life. I can never forget Priya, her athimber who strangely has the same mobile number as me and most importantly Guhados Periyappa who went on a tour to trichy with someone to visit Perumaal.

Anatomy of Sun Music

October 19, 2010 9 comments


I remember the days when there were no full time on-demand channels which took user requests for Tamil Songs. Yes, there was SS Music which did a couple of shows back then but it wasn’t fully based on Tamil Songs. Even if Bakthavachalam from Bargur talks Butler English for 10 mins in ‘Reach Out’, he will still ask for ‘Show me the Meaning’ by ‘Backstreet Boys’ to be played. And finally a channel called SCV started to come into picture. ‘Sumangali Cable Vision’ if i am not wrong was the first channel to work full time on ‘Neyar Viruppams’. As SCV was a big hit with the public, it eventually paved way for the advent of Sun Music.

Sun Music came out of the Sun TV garage and promised to capture audience by playing user requested songs through VJs or Video Jockeys. It was already a hugely popular concept in the North. In the beginning there were only a handful of VJs. They looked good, spoke reasonable good and all (remember Sandhya?). But as the days went by the only qualification of a VJ apparently had become a tight tshirt and colored hair. Enough . We are done with the Introduction part now. Moving to the important points.

The main reason of this post is not to advertise about Sun Music or comment about VJs . It is about the small footer SMSes which people keep on sending to Sun Music for some reason which i haven’t figured out yet. Everytime i switch to Sun Music there will definitely be a cracker of an SMS in 2 -3 mins. These SMS cost 3 rupees out of which i am sure the Lion’s share goes to SUN music. I even think SM pays their VJs with this SMS Money. I can understand the occasional “X: I Love You Y” SMSes. It may strongly represent the fact that the guy is ready to waste 3 rupees to grab her attention,make her happy and announce their love to the world. But certain SMSes are disturbing. If you still didn’t get what i am talking about, check out the screenshots below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now Let us see a few of those aforementioned SMSes which frequent SUN Music. Note: All Names have been changed to protect the identity of the douche bags.

1.”Daisy: I Love Sun Music”
No, you are not going to get a job at SUN Music just by saying that. And i don’t think the VJ guy in Burma Bazaar Jeans wont be interested in you by seeing it either.

2.”Kumar: Hi Guys”
Seriously, are you that much bored child ? 3 Rupees may not be a big money in general. By it is huge as far as Talk Time is concerned! You must be either too popular or too rich. And just to clarify these guys are not mostly first timers. They are Regulars mostly. Wake Up -> Brush -> Send Random “Hi Guys” in Sun Music -> …. And it goes on.

3. “Ramesh: This song is dedicated to all Sun Music Fans”
Gee thanks a lot for the dedication Ramesh. We wont forget you till death !

4. “Naren: Hi Pondatti”
This in NOT a fake. Ive seen it quite a lot of times. Maybe this guy Naren had a fight with his wife in the morning over Rock Hard Idlis and Awful smelling Chutney. And what does he do ? He sits in Office and messages to SUN Music, then calls up his ‘Pondatti’ and goes ‘Hey Sun Music Paru. Odane Paru’.

5. “This song for all Thala Fans. By Mandhaveli Terror Boys”
Terror Boys, Lightning Boys, Tiger Boys; seriously we expect something better from you guys. Think hard harder . Coz “Mandhaveli Terror Boys” doesn’t sound that terrifying at all.

6. “Hai: Guys”
This is a typical example where the sender is not even ready to send his name along. I am sure Mr.Hai there is flooded with a lot of calls after this.

I might have missed a lot (including the one-of-a-kind marriage wish shown in the screenshot), but still these are the primary ones. Sun Music will continue this SMS service as long as there are great thinkers like these guys who use it. Vaazhga Sun Music, Valarga Nam Makkal.

P.S: I know that the Title has nothing to do with the Post. But i just love the Anatomy of a Murder Poster 😀

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Attention Span of an average Omegle User

March 12, 2010 14 comments

I’ve been hearing quite a lot about chatroulette now from my friends. I went to it’s wiki page to find out whether it was really developed by a 17 year old. And yes it was. But what interested me was a link in the Similar Pages in chatroulette wiki, called Omegle. It said it was just like chatroulette without the video and audio. Anyways i thought there is so much buzz about reviewing the kinds of people on CR, why don’t i check out Omegle. So i decided to spend half an hour to chat with strangers in Omegle and here’s what i got.

Nexted is a CR term lets call its Omegle counterpart as Deliberately Disconnected or DDed. Within half an hour ive been DDed by about 10 people. I DDed about 3. Two of them who told 35/male/horny and one other guy who typed f u for whatever i typed.  But i  actually spoke for more than 5 mins to two people. One Korean who thinks everyone in India are Rich and a Supposedly 16 year old Brazilian Girl who asks me every 30 seconds, whether i believe that she is a 16 yr old girl. Leaving all that aside lets come to the ppl who DDed me.

1. The ASL Case . Omegle predominantly consist of people who start with a/s/l and DD you right away.

ASL Case 1

2. So i thought not all them can be pervs and some actually will have the patience to talk to other people too. So i tried some a reverse psychology . Which apparently was a big fail.

Rev Psy 1Rev Psy 2

3. Initially i thought a/s/l was a single entity which decides your ‘seconds till DD’ . But i was wrong there too .

Indep 1Indep 2Indep 3

4. Finally there are some girls who want to talk only to pervs. Like this one.

Perv 1

People have been known to spend hours and hours of their time in Stranger chats like these. Stranger chats are so damn addictive . But people, think for a minute. It will strike you. You do have a life. So ending on Major Sundarrajan’s notes. This is the week’s advice; adhaavathu ithaan indha vaara thathuvam.

10 things you can never miss while driving on a Chennai Road

February 18, 2010 15 comments

Lets start this post with an important message . Chennai is the greatest city in the world . It has anything and everything one would ever wish for. It has beaches with small stalls for lovers to ‘rest’ when the sun is scorching, great theaters with Rs.10 tickets, hang out spots which are totally cost less, plazas meant exclusively for samosa eating and window shopping, good schools, Imba Colleges and so on . But the most fascinating thing about Chennai is its roads . Roads are fascinating, taking in account the things which happen daily in them. After driving in Chennai i can surely say any biker can drive in any city across the world . You kinda develop a 7th Sense , which draws green color graphs before your eyes every time you look on the road . Which tells you which way is that Kezhavi standing in the middle of the road, gonna cross . Keeping all this mind , well what are the 10 most common things you can find in any Chennai road?

1.‘Talk to my hand’ telekinesis practitioners

These are the set of people who just cross the road keeping a hand in the buddha palm position, looking away from you. Their extreme telekinesis power combined with the buddha palm technique learnt from Stephen Chow makes it possible to stop the high-flying Chennai traffic to kneel down in front of them .

2. Clairvoyant Private Company Bus Drivers

Private company bus drivers are all trained in mind reading . Driving that big-ass vehicle itself is an art after all but still they read the minds of everyone who follow them. You move right, he moves right. You move left, he moves left . When you finally find a gap and decide to overtake him, his brain cell controlled steering wheel automatically turns in a pendulum motion so as to scare you off .

3. Venusian Women

These are women who just landed from Venus . They can be seen driving a pink scooty pep or spark wearing a peculiar gloves which was bought back in Venus. The gloves cover the whole hand right from the fingers to the bicep area . A trendy helmet which covers half of the head can be spotted too . It’s not their fault as their skin is highly reactive to direct sunlight which makes this space suit mandatory.

4. Busy Board of Directors

CPH or The number of calls per hour ratio is very high in case of this category people. The headset connected to the phone serves dual purpose of hearing high volume death metal music and attending calls from other Board of Directors thereby giving them a complete isolation from the material unimportant things happening in the road .

5. Einstein Mechanics

Einstein Mechanics are a group of people who defy the laws of physics and travel in speeds nearing the speed of light. They also have remodeled Yamaha bikes which emit noises in the Threshold of Pain level . More than half of their population comprises of Mechanics who sit away from the centre of gravity of the seat just like our friend ‘Murugan’ in Kaadhal . Hence the name .

6. Share auto Samurais

They are deadly assassins trained highly in controlling the speed of the vehicle. Bugatti Veyron may give 0-60 in just 2.5 secs but when it comes to 60-30 and 30-60 back again these guys are the best in the world. Thanks to the Reflex Action training certification from the FBI, they can immediately stop and start when they smell a potential customer.

7. Members of the Mobile Meditation Squad

Meditating while driving requires high expertise and should not be tried out by General Public . The members in this squad are usually seen driving M80 or a TVS XL Super on ECR and OMR. Maximum speeds reach 40 kmph and are seen to be driving 90% of the time in the centre of the road. Don’t let their looks fool you . They maybe wearing teal coloured half helmets from the 90’s but still can you meditate while you drive?

8. Greenpeace sanctioned Water Lorries

People may refer them as Yamavaahana or Killing machines or whatever but Metro Water Lorry Drivers are really VIP members of the Greenpeace Org. They take very good care of the water resource and make sure that not a single drop of water is wasted on the road. The watertight containers from James Cameron’s Titanic Set ensures the water wastage is kept at a check.

9. Lovers at the 2.4578th  Base

Divine Love or ‘Theiveegal Kaadhal’ knows no bounds . They are actually highly trained professionals who travel in bike with almost a vacuum formed between their bodies. And what else , they can easily reach 2.4578th base while driving a bike in a road as public as Pamela Anderson. Call it Juggling Skills or Motor Skills these guys are true pros.

10. ‘Pico’ Car Owners.

Forget about the nano , the pico is here.  Much smaller and cheaper version of the nano which looks EXACTLY the same as any bike but can hold upto 4 people. All those years in Gemini circus made them masters in balancing acts . A trained man can drive his pico with himself, his plump wife who weighs >80 kgs , his two children who are now in 8th and 6th standard respectively.

Ending on a great note about a page i saw in facebook , ” I`m From Chennai. That Automatically Makes Me Ten Times Cooler Than You !”


Leave. Soru. Boru.

September 7, 2008 18 comments

College kku pona oru mannum theriya maatenguthu . Leave nnu nadula vara Saturday-Sunday irukke . Perum paada irukku . Ezhavu enna panrathunnu theriyaama mallaakka paduthu vitatha paakara neram thaan jaasthiya irukku . Udhaaranathukku inikku eduthukkalaam . Sunday . Sunday Funday nnu evan laam solraano avanellam train ethi kollanum. Ezhunthadhula irunthu enna panrathunnu theriyaama suthittu irukken .

Naan kaalaila ora alavukku seekarama ezhunthirukkiren(6 mani. podhuma!)na athukku naan BSNL kku thaan thanks sollanum . BSNL 500 plan Broadband thaan naan vechirukken. So theoratically morning 2-8 thaan free hours . 2 mani laaam morning kanakkulaye kadayathu . Nadu raathiri , So naan download nnu ethaavathu pannanum na adhu 6-8 thaan panna mudiyum . So 6 manikku ezhunthu ethaavathu download a pottuttu velaya paaka vendiyathunnu irunthen . Aana ippo Sameebathula Tamizhaga Arasu Konduvantha MIN VETTYkku mikka nanri. Enga Area kku correct a morning 6-8 and evening 6-7 CUT . So kaalaila ezhunthu download panrathu naasama pochu  . So modhal entertainment OUT.

Aduthu Paper Padikkalaam nnu keezha ponen . Paper eduthaa endha pakkam eduthaalum ore news oda pala versions than pottirukkan . Nuclear Deal Nuclear Deal innikku ella pakathulayum atha pathi thaan irunthuthu  . Athillenna Intha actor vechirukka pen color RED , Antha actress vechirukka Kercheif color BLUE nnu naatukku thevayaana pala vishayangala pottirukkan . Athuvum illana Kola, Karpazhippu, Aabasa SMS ithu maathiri Kuppa News . Ada pongadannu papera oru oram thookki veesittu, kooda kudutha supplement la edhaavathu uruppadiya irukkannu paakalaamnu eduthen.

Worstu. Kooda Vara Supplement laam romba kevalam . Dhina Malar Kooda Vaara Malar la vara vishayangal irukke . Adadada . Enna karuthugal . Anbudan Andharangam nnu oru paguthi irukku paarunga. Mei silirkuthu.

“Enakku 55 vayasaaguthu , oru pondatti . Aana vaarathukku oru thadava velakaari oda Jalsa . Masathukku oru thadava officela kooda vela seyravaloda Matter.  Kooda vela seyrava en friendu. 10 varashama theriyum. Avalukku Kalyanam aagi kozhandhu kuttilaam irukku . Intha samayathula naan avala vittu vandhudlaam paatha ava othukka maatra . Vela kaari oda thodarbirukkara matter en pondaati kitta solli pottu kuduthiduven nnu meratra . Ithe samayathula En pondatti enna santhega padra . Ippo naan enna panrathu?”

Ipdi oru kelvi . Athukku EXPERT badhigal vera . Ada Kadangaara paavi . Ivlo naala Gujaaltiya irunthuttu ippo vanthu “ayyo, amma. kuthuthu, kodayuthu” nna enna panrathu. Un pondatti unna ipppo than sandhega padraala ? Sutham. Theraatha Case .

Tamil Paper thaan seri kedayathu Englipees paper a padichaavathu urupadlaam nu nenachu Coffee a oru Sip adichu Times of India va open pannen. “What do women of today think about Love and Commitment?” nu oru arumayaana Kelvi . Adhukku oru penMANI badhil Solraanga.

“Sex is more like a Hunger. If you are hungry you go a restaurant. If u like the taste u can go in as many times u want . But there is nothing written that u have eat there for the rest of your lives”

Neethaamma Kudumba Kuthu vilakkku . Neeyellam Kalyaanam Panni Enna panna pora . Ellathayum than munnadiye panniyaache . Seri Namma Suthi Ethuvume Seriyilla . TV a poduvom nu potten.

En Kanidha Medhai . Peyar Maarra Nibunar . Apdinnu oru Nigazhchi pottan . Enna thaan solrannu paappom nu ukkanthen .

“Sir, enga appa business la koda katti paranthuttu irunthaar. Ippo ellam nashtamaaiduchi. Neenga thaan oru Vazhi kaatanum”

Apdinnu oru lady solla . Nammaalu adichaar oru adi

“Hmmm. Seri unga appa pera sollunga. Balakumaran a . Okay . 1+1=2 , 2+2=5 3*3=9. Seri illa . Unga appava Sukran than pidi ila vechirunthaaru . Ippo avar kai vittathu naala Sani avara gabaalnu pudichikittaru . So namma avara Sukran Veetukke marubadiyum Kondu poi serthuduvom. So inimel Balakkumaran nu oru extra ‘k’ poda sollunga. Pona Business llam thirumbi vandhudum “

Perfect . Unakku pakkava business varuthu. Nee sukran veetukku kootittu poriyo illayo, naan unna maamiyaar veetukku than kootittu ponum nnu nenachitte athayum off pannitten.

Adutha pozhuthupokku Internet . Evanum Scrap thaan panrathu illa . Naama namma blog ukku edhaavathu idea theduvomnu tamil blog  nu google panna varra resultugala paakanume . Kandraavi . Tamila ithukkellam correct a use panraanunga . Apdi illaya sutha tamil la ezhuthara per vazhinga pala per irukkanga . “Kanne, Kaniyamudhe, Muthucharame” nnu kavidhai ezhidhittu thirunjittu. Shhhaaabaaa.  Edhuvume pudikkala .

Poi . Kulichittu  . Sotha Thinnuttu . Intha Post a Adikka ukkanthutten . So Sathyama solren. Leave. Soru. Bore. 😛

Josiyam Paakaliyo Josiyam….

July 21, 2008 60 comments

Puthu Post . Puthu Post . Puthu Post . Edhaavathu ezhudhanumnu aasaya irukku . Aana ennatha ezhudharthunnu therila . Seri thinam thinam college la nadakkara comedya ezhudhinaale podhume , sema jollya irukkume nnu innikku thaan thonuchi. So inru oru comedy enna nna Palmistry . Athaavathu Kai Regaya Vechu Kalaaikarthu. Seri ippo podhu arivukku povom . Athaan mukkiyamaana kattam.

So naanga oru naal TQM class la vettiya ukkandhuttu irunthappo thaan enakku intha salpi idea vanthuthu . Namma aalu Sivagami kku than Kai Regaya vechu josiyam llam paaka theriyume , avan kitta irunthu kathukittaa pirkaalathula sila-pala vishayangalukku ubayogappadume nnu . Serinnu naanum “Siva , intha kai rega paakara mattera sollithayen” nu en kaiya neetinen . Right kai . Ya if somebody is taking notes , note down ‘Right Hand for boys and left for Girls’ 😛 . Yaam petra inbam peruga ivvayyagam . So siva sonnatha ippo theliva explain panren .

Kai Regayai Kalaaipadhu eppadi ?

Kai Regayai Kalaaipadhu eppadi ?

1. Kalvi Regai . “Dei , nee ivlo thooram padichadhe perusu , un kalvi rega romba kuttiya irukku . Konja neelama iruntha Higher Studies panna Vaippirukku ” 2. Dhana Regai . “Oralavukku okay” 3. Love Regai (Sathiyama ipdillam rega irukkukannu enakku theriyathu . Antha naai bit kuda pottirukkalaam) “Hmmm . Romba Lighta irukke … Dei love rega vanthu un dhana regaya disturb pannuthu da“. So naan nenachukitten Kalyanathukku apparam neraya pana thattupaadu varumnu :p . 4. Aayul Regai . “70 vayasu than (Aamam ivuru periya Doctoru) ” “Inga en kaila paaru“nnu avan kaiya neetinaan . Aayul rega konam perusa thaan irunthuchu . Idhula enna irukkunnu vittutten . Idhuvaraikkum avan sonnathula oru alavukkaavathu nambikka irunthuthu . Kadaisiya onnu sonnan paarunga 5. Pulla-Kutti. If you see that image above , there are two lines visible near the number 5 . He said it represents the children i will have where a short line represents Female Child and a long line represents Male . Enda kai regaila ethana pasanganellam kuda va irukkum . Kadavule . Ithu varaikkunm silenta iruntha pasanga , intha pulla kutti mattera kettaodane “Dei Dei enakku ethana nnu paaru da . Enakku ethannu paaruda” . Ennaa aarvam.

Suresh , Surendar, Srini,  Vignesh, Senthil nnu ellar kayyayum paathu comment adichi onjaaachu . Yaaro oruthar kaila 3 love regai irunthuthu . Athukkulla “Dei enakku 3 pondattiya . 3 pondattiya ” nnu ore nacharippu . Enna oru aasai. Srini kaila ella regayum double double a irunthuthu vera . Annikku full TQM hour ippadi kai regailaye thaan pochu . Ivan sonna kai rega matterlaam unma thaanannu check panlaam nu solli google panni paathen . Onnume puriyala . So intha methodukku peru verum palmistry illa . TQM PALMISTRY nnu vechikkalaam . So ellarum mun kooriya methods a follow panni avunga avunga TQM palmistry a commentla adinga . Atha paaka theriyaatha jeevangal , kaiya scan panni naanorumuttapaya@gmail.com kku anuppunga . Enna athu enga id kedayaathu . Hope you found the post ‘Interesting’ . Lol .