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Poli – [Insert some highly clichéd line here as tagline]

Disclaimer: The characters in this post are all brain childs of the author and they bearing any similarity to real life characters maybe a an intentional coincidence. The post in mostly in tamil, so konjam konjam tamil therinjavangelukkellam konjan kashtam.

Poli actually may mean either fake or the sweet which looks like adai and is sold in Venkateswara Poli stalls across chennai . Title of the blog post in itself is a sledai . Note this word , it comes in the post again .

The story revolves around three people in all. The Hero , The Director and The Producer . Some other characters may come and go in the middle . But , not important .

Scene 1 : Producer’s House . 6:15 pm . Date not revealed.

Producer: Empa hero unakkagave oru script ready panni , nee thaan nadikkanumnu naaya peya alanjikittu irukkan namma directoru.

Hero: Enna vechu padam edukkara alavukku nambikkaya?  yaar sir adhu ?

Producer: Athaan pa , avan modhal rendu padatha unnavechu thunichala eduthaane .

Hero: Ohhh . Sir a .

[Director entering hurriedly]

Producer: Vaayya , directoru. Unga hero vandhirukkan , un scripta konjam sollu .

Director: Hero Saarr . Kadhaya mattum kelunga . Ungalo oho nnu uyartha pora padam sir ithu .

[Director narrating script to hero]

Hero: Hmmm kadha nalla thaan irukku . Padhala costume department yaara poda poreenga ?

Director: Athellam ivlo seekaram epdi saar mudivu panrathu ?

Hero: Yaara pottalum seri . Intha costly cooling class oru 7-8 vaangi vekka sollunga . Pona padathula use panna meethiye irukkum. Athayum sethu use pannikkalaam .

Director: Okay saar.

Hero: Apparam coat suit ellam pottu kurukka murukka nadandhu vandhu maadila irunthu paakara maari oru 4-5 scene vechuppom . Enakkaga illa , audiencekku pudikkum ya athaan solren .

Producer: [Vaaikullaye] “ Yen da solla maatta , kaasu podrathu naanilaa ” . Okay Okay . Neenga sonna seriyaathan irukkum .

Hero: Apparam producer sir , neenga padathula nadikkalaya ? Naan unga kooda kadaisiya nadicha padathula ungalukku semma per vaangi kuduthenla ?

Producer : Aamam Aamam . Atha yaaruppa marukka mudiyum. Athaan youtube, facebook ellam en manatha vangitaye . Naanu , next padam nadikkaren pa unkooda . Ithu venaam .

Hero: Mmmm , Seri . Enakkenna . Mukkiyamaana Vishayam . Padathoda peru enna vekkarthu ?

Director: Sir , intha kadha 5 varushathukku munnadi naane sondhama ezhudhinathu . Original Script sir . So adhukke……

Hero: Stop Stop Stop . Enna sonnenga ? Original Script . Hmmm ‘Original Sin’ maari semmaya irukke peru , athaye vechiduvom .

Producer: Oh besha vekkalaame . Apparam Englishla per vechadhukku extra kaasu ungappana tharuvaan. Vattikellam Kadan vaangi edukkara padam da . Sothappidatheenga .

Hero : Vatti . Vari . Kishthi . Intha maari en vekkka koodathu .

[Director now says the magical film title]

Hero: Wow . Semma Title sir . ‘Original’ layum , Kadan Vaanginathayum sethu oru Sledai ya title vechirukkenga sir . Super .

Director: Directa title a vechida mudiyaathu . Enakku therinja ‘Vathikuchi Varadhachalam’ nnu oru Josiyar irukkaru . Avarkitta intha title okayvannu kekkanum.

Scene 2 : Vathikuchi Varadhachalam’s Ashram. 10: 25 am .

Match Stick: Ennayya pudhu padama ?

Director: Aamanga aiyya . Intha peru okayva paarunga .

Match Stick: Hmmm intha perla pizhay irukku . Sani Seventh Veetla Saplam kaal pottuttu Sitting . So title a konjam thookkala veinga.

Director : Thookalanna ?

Match Stick: Modhal Ezhuthu Nedillll . Azhuthaam .

Director : Yov . Tamizhla arthame maari poidumya . Oruthanukkum puriyave puriyaathu .

Match Stick : Arivilla unakku , Arivilla . Solratha muzhusa kelu . Englishla nedil aakidunga . Tamilla appadiye vechikkalam . Jenangalukkum conpessan varathu .

Director: Adadada. Dei hero , paathiya nammaala . Peru maathanadhunaala paaru . Mavane padam pichikittu oda poguthu .

Scene 3 : Hero’s house . Time not important .

[Apparently shooting and all is over . Some trouble with the release date]

Producer: Padam release aaguma aagatha . Ore kelvi .

Director : Saar , adha enna avlo easy a kettuteenga . Date mudivu panrathu evlo kashtam theriyumla .

Producer : Yov , paatellam release panniyachu ya , padatha seekaram vitta thaane .

Director: Aamam paatu periya paattu . Ooru kaari thuppudhu.

Hero: Neellam directora da . Neeye padatha pathi thappu thappa pesura.

Director: Varra vaaram panlaamnu paatha Rendu Periya Comedy padam release aaguthu , namma panna potta kaasa kooda edukka mudiyathu .

Producer: Ayyayyo venave venam .

Director: Seri rendu vaaram kazhichu panlaamna , saniyan ennoda periya director oruthan romance padamllam eduthu udraan .

Producer: Ayyayo ponnunga kootamellam anga thaan pogum . Patellam vera nalla irukku. Namma pada paatta kelu . Karumam. Yaarya andha music director a recommend pannathu . Cha . Seri Athuvum venaam .

Hero: Idea ! Naama yen renduthukku naduvula release panna koodathu . Oru vaaramavathu light a vasool varumla .

Director: Apparam namma pambi pambi release panromnu intha oor nammala kaari thuppadhu ?

Hero : Athuva mukkiyam . Release panrom . Panniye aagarom.

And thus the trio decided a date and had big plans of box office opening and all. Lesser they know what was going to happen to the movie after release . Well see that part of the conversation later .

  1. rupesh
    January 31, 2010 at 10:24 pm

    later ndra pechukkey yedam illa.!!:P thala pola varuma!

    • January 31, 2010 at 10:27 pm

      He He . Athayum paakka thaane porom . And ya i wanted to kalachify that ‘thala pola varuma’ used again in this movie . Aahh forgot .

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