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Top 10 Kollywood Technology Breakthroughs

Everybody loves Technology . And with the invent of new technologies, life tends to become a bit more easier . But there’s always a strong between Kollywood and Tech Breakthroughs . I’ve seen many Technologies ‘unveiled’ in Tamil Movies . In these lines , well see the Top 10 Tech Breakthroughs of Kollywood .

10. The Point Blank Sniper-Modhi Vilayadu

Modhi Vilayadu is a Comedy Circus . So lets concentrate only on our part . A trained Assassin from HongKong is hired to kill Vinay . And guess what , he rides along in a van adjacent to Vinay’s car in a attempt kill scene . He sports the usual full black dress with a gulla-face mask . The gun he uses is a high tech Sniper rifle which pans and zooms at the target automatically .Ā  Eventhough the target is a punch away from the barrel , it focuses exactly and the assassin any how misses the shot . Point Blank Sniper is at Number 10.

9. Finger Pistol – Newtonin Moonram Vidhi

This is NOT a kollywood breakthrough actually , it was invented by the Director of the Mega Hit Holly movie ‘Shoot ’em Up’ . Ya , the one with Monica Bellucci šŸ˜› . In NMV , S.J. Surya has a set of bullets but unfortunately couldn’t find a gun . So he keeps each bullet in the gap between his fingers and keeps his hand in fire . The bullets fire like party pops and kills the Villain . Seems Surya don’t need guns after all .

8. The Auto Corrupt Pen Drive – Billa 2007

Ajith gives a Pen Drive to Rahman at the Climax scene . At first he checks it and it ‘Works’ fine . ‘works’ here means there is a extremely complex User Interface design on the Pen Drive which on Plugging autoruns and shows the List of Names of All Felons associated with him . Such a thoughtful backup by ‘Jegadish’ . And the fun part is that after some time the PC screen starts shaking and a error message is shown saying ‘File Corrupted’ in Big Red Capital Letters . Apple, are you listening ?

7. Video Background Analyzer – Narasimha

The Terrorists send a video to the Police which is shot from a Desert Location . But it is actually not . The T forces shoot the video in a Snowy place and apply their CG expertise in it to change the BG . Vijaykanth on seeing the video , finds out that the BG has been tampered and hits ‘Enter’ on the Keyboard . Kaboom. The original snowy bg shows up and they zero in the Terrorists hiding place . Highly Advanced Material .

6. The Parachute Coat – Villu

Before going to the Parachute Coat, this whole sequence from Villu is Futuretastic. The Laser Room copied from Resident Evil, the biometric , voice and retina testing machine which projects the message ‘Voice code accepted’ in mid air and the Pocket Knife which cuts through Industry Grade Aluminum like Processed Cheese , the list goes on . Anyway, when Vijay jumps from the Plane , he doesn’t seem to wear a Parachute. But when he tears open his Coat, a fully functional Parachute kicks out and he flies and lands in Nayanthara’s lap . Ya , HE WAS WEARING THE CHUTE THE WHOLE TIME ! .

5.Ā  Do-it-Yourself Phone Explosives – Madura

The Villain owns a Mobile Network . So what ? He plants explosives in SIM cards . Soon most of the phones in the city have this Remote Controllable Any Time Activation Explosive in them . When Villain threatens to detonate it by Calling A NUMBER , Vijay destroys a nearby telephone tower and thus saving millions of lives . The city is safe , Thanks to Powerpuff Vijay .

4. Bullet Proof Archana Plates – Sabari

This Video is probably the most watched Video in YouTube . Vijaykanth has a archana plate under his shirt. The Bad Guy takes out a .38 and takes a clean shot at Captain’s Chest area. The bullet cruises towards him , hits the plate takes an inverse swinging parabolic path and hits back the bad guy clean an square . NYPD R&D guys have watched the video zillion times , reports say .

3. Pyro Tactics – Sanda

Nadiya and her Daughter arrive in a car . Our hero Sundar C takes a Knife and throws it with deadly precision towards the Fuel tank of the car . The knife clean shaves the Tank cover along with the lid . Then he ignites his cigarette using his BARE HANDS , how cool is it . Then throws the Cig with the same accuracy , it gets into the tank and blows off the damn car . Sundar C scores a 3 pointer .

2. Powerpoint v.135.9 – Sivaji The Boss

Rajini somehow has a ppt which shows the list of bogus assets of people . And as the slideshow progresses , the ppt pulls info from complex servers across the country and finally shows what ? THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF BLACKMONEY IN INDIA . Tax Officials , don’t you worry . The file will be mailed to you soon .

1. Age Miracle – Singaravelan .

This is probably why i thought of writing this post itself.Ā  In Singaravelan , Kamal has a photo of Khusboo shot at the Age of 5 . He wants to know how she looks like after 18 years . So they go to a place called ‘ Computer Point’. The gentle man there scans the photo and does some Coding which makes it possible to create a image of her as she grows year by year . Wait up , after reaching a ‘considerable’ age they decide to cloth her up . And we see the lovely Khusboo dancing around wearing a pink dress in AVM sets filled with dry ice smoke. This by far is the most advanced piece of engineering i’ve ever come across in Kollywood .

I may have left out certain other far more advanced feats . Just let me know . Hail Kollywood .

  1. August 9, 2009 at 12:52 am

    The old saying is very true necessity is the mother of invention.

  2. August 9, 2009 at 2:00 am

    Singaravelan imba da… But Narasimha thaan top!!! Oru Enter key la ennenna vitha olinjikku???

  3. August 9, 2009 at 2:03 am

    I think you missed a super vijayakanth special… in a movie (donno the name), he sees a photo of a terrorist car… no computer experts can figure out anything… thalaivar comes… with simple computer mouse, he rubs the car window…. TADAA!!! car window GONE!!! terrorist is smiling at the photographer!!!

    • August 9, 2009 at 8:54 am

      Dei apdi paatha aairam vishayam irukku da . Do you know the Mobile Phone Surgery ? Goons will cut the power supply of an operation theatre in which Captain is a Doctor (ROFL) . There are no generators or Inverters or UPS ses in the Hospital . So Cap tells everyone to take off their cellphone and on it . They do surgery in that light šŸ˜€ . I never knew Basic model nokia phones emit as much light as Police spotlights . We must put a seperate list for Cap and all da .

  4. Suji
    August 9, 2009 at 2:24 am

    @jegan: This technology our captain gave should go in the list too šŸ™‚

    @Pradep: As usual I had quite a laugh. You should seriously consider doing a stand up comedy show like Sienfield. The post is awesome. Thanks šŸ™‚

    • August 9, 2009 at 8:55 am

      Thanks Suji . And stand up comedy a , adhuvum Seinfield alavukka , Semma comedy .

  5. August 9, 2009 at 2:53 am

    Extreme !! šŸ™‚

    • August 9, 2009 at 8:57 am

      Thanks man . Did my post get the honor of being Raghav’s first read post in Indian Soil ? šŸ˜€

  6. Srikanteaswaran T K
    August 9, 2009 at 5:28 am

    =)) lmao.. that was good

    • August 9, 2009 at 8:58 am

      Thanks da . 5.28 am ? Early rise a illa thoongave illaya ?

  7. August 9, 2009 at 7:35 am

    oru idea for ur next post da… “Bit adipadhu eppadi… Learn from Tamil Cinema” Ex. in the first half an hour of movie ‘arasangam’, , most of vijayakanth’s dialogues are a ‘Ditto’ tamil translation of the dialogues of Al Pacino from The Recruit!!!!

  8. August 9, 2009 at 8:30 am

    LOL! Technology #4 is my favourite. For national security purposes, we have to make sure terrorists don’t watch that scene.

    • August 9, 2009 at 9:00 am

      Dei that Video in Youtube , many foreigners have seen it and commented. One fellow has commented kalachifying the whole Tamil industry and Tamil Language itself. Many tamil people are trying to reason with him . Captain has started a big World war in YouTube .

  9. Senthil Kumar
    August 9, 2009 at 8:52 am

    Dei…. Singaravelan is a comedy film da… just for fun they did like tht… anyways… we cant change kollywood… so let’s enjoy their comedies. šŸ™‚

    • August 9, 2009 at 9:02 am

      Vara Puthu padam ellathulayum idhumaari oru comedy irukku . Reality nra concept la eppo thaan therinjipaangalo . Pulp Fiction , Reservoir Dogs maari padatha paathu therinjikka sollanum šŸ˜› . And i didnt see Aegan, athaan listla atha ezhudhala . I am sure it has some comedy like this. Right ?

  10. mastersenthilkumar
    August 9, 2009 at 9:21 am

    Aegan is a comedy film šŸ™‚ there are no comedies like you think šŸ˜‰ btw give the link for #4.

  11. August 9, 2009 at 10:02 am

    Machi..semma post da.. Narasimha and Sabari were ultimate da!! ‘Captain’ always leads from the front!! šŸ™‚

  12. vignesh
    August 10, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    i strongly suggest ‘mouth controlled accelerator’ from kuruvi. our thalapathy!? will accelerate the race car using just his teeth. schumi , better get tips from vijay.

    • August 14, 2009 at 9:21 am

      Aah . How did i forget that . 10 is very small number for this list you see .

    • August 20, 2009 at 5:25 pm

      Sariyaana scene da… Kandippaa top 5 la vandhurukkanum…

      pradepu… list a maathi podu (naataama style)

  13. L
    August 11, 2009 at 1:37 am

    semma comedy sir neenga šŸ˜‰ keep postin!

    • August 14, 2009 at 9:21 am

      Thanks L lot.

  14. September 3, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    lol lol lol…always great comedy only in our films…If we talk about capt the list goes oooooooonnnn…and about the villu if u remem the killing of the village,flying then duet with nayan is all a single sequence..anga dan director touch iruku;)

  15. September 3, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    sorry killing of the villain

    • September 3, 2009 at 1:02 pm

      He He ya . Theatre la antha scenellam paathuttu Tension aitten . First day vera poyirunthen , oru gumbala ajith fans vanthu maranama kalaichittu irunthanga .

  16. September 3, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    i went for preview…appo tink abt my state:(( šŸ˜‰

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