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Come home to the BOSCARS!!

Oscar and all got over long back aache , ippo enna pudhu post podranne yosikkatheenga . In theses four yrs of college life we came across many people many events worth remembering . So i thought of awarding our class guys with BOSCARS for their exemplary achievement in various fields . Oh and ya if you are wondering BOSCARS stands for Bloggukkagave Orunaal Saindharamellam Carpanapanna AwaRdS . Okay now without further ado , here are the Winners .

Best Producer

Raghuram for his exceptional aim in life – “My aim in life is producing good children”

Best Supporting Actor

Rajesh for the tireless support and acting he has been doing all these years – ‘GATE Form Door Formnu illa , nee ketta Chloroform kooda Confirma vaangitharen’

Best Acheivement in Sound Mixing

Vinod (Bun) for his extraordinary contribution to the Music World .‘ Bling Bling ‘ for the Movie – ‘Room 609’ .

Best Stunt

Nitin Natarajan and Rohith Balakrishnan for their fearless boat chase at the Echo Point .  ‘Rohith , they are reaching a dead zone – I’ve lost Visual ID of the target . Pedal Fast Dammit.

Best Celebrity Couple

Ajay and Aishwarya at the Munnar IV . ‘Dei , move away a bit – You are blocking my face from the fourth camera . Ya say cheezz’

Best acting in a Specific Scene

Srivatsan (Kuchi) at the Kerala Beach . ‘ Someone Call the ambulance I think i lost 2 litres of blood here’ .

Best Dialogue

Madhan Raj at the Goa IV . ‘Nari , Enna Kudikkavecha Paavi’

Best Mimicry

Nitin Natarajan for the brilliant effort in Bus doing the Munnar IV . ‘Hey polaamaaa, Vaayeen , apdillaaam sollaathaaee’

Best Security

To all the vigilante guys who ‘secured’ the girls in Veegaland . As told in o my previous posts Triangulated security, Man to Woman marking .

Best Interview Performance

Sivagaminthan for his job securing performance enlightening Symantec guys about Ragnarok.

Best Dance Move of the Year

Nitin Natarajan and Samaya Madhavan for their fantastic contribution to the Dance Industry in during the Great Camp Fire Dance of the Munnar IV . ‘Dappu Dippu Dum , Dappu Dappu Dippu Dim nu varunbothu left kaala thookara . Aduthu Chappu chippu chim, chappu chappu chippu chim nu vara edathula , at a timela rendu kaalaya air thookanum’

Best Costume Parade

To all the girls who graced abacus 09 with their presence in sarees . Seriously, the abacus team thanks all of you for the great help you provided in making abacus a grand success .

Best Stage Performance

Sudha Swaminathan and the Hans team for giving a great ending to a larger than life concert . (People , no intended pun on the performance. It was really good. Pun Only on the dramatic ending :P)

Best Choreography

Aishwarya for bringing in Middle Eastern Dance steps in Tamil Folk Songs during the Camp Fire .

Best Song

Kodaana Kodi from Saroja which made the IV possible .

Best Lyrics

Various Artists including VC, Thanu, Kuchi, Sanjay etc for writing Bun’s Kavithai . ‘Neeyum naanum gundu, un kannu rendum poochendu….’

Best Photography

Thanumalayan for taking that photo of mine which you can see in the top right corner of my blog home page . Which i’ve been putting in every site which needs a profile pic .

Best one word description

Vijay Chidambaram and his historic ‘Ooh La’ at his pre-birthday party ‘Room 609’ in IV.

Best Time Management

Sanjay and his out of the world time management skills with his 4 ‘girlfriends’ .

Lifetime Achievement Award

Vinodh Kumar and his outstanding achievement for ‘Bathing only four times in four years . Boy, I hate Diwalis.’

Best Supporting Actress

To all the girls who acted like they aren’t interested at all when asked to dance in the ‘Birthday Party’ in IV .

Best Makeup

To the IV organisers who actually made us believe that it is a Birthday Party that they are celebrating and not the Dance thing they had discussed the previous night over a couple of drinks. ‘Machi correct da all the idiots will think we are gonna celebrate VC , Jeffry’s Birthday Party . Well ask ’em on a dance . Super Idea . Bling’

Best Adapted Screenplay

‘Anger Management’ by Smrithi Ravi , which deals with the various ways of not getting angry . ‘Take a deep breath , Count 1-10 . Now do you feel less angry ? ‘ ‘NO’

Best Original Screenplay

There was a close fight between R.V and Srikant for their epic performance of story telling in the train and the seminar on Rowdyism . So they will share the honours here .

Best TV Series

South Park for converting Jegan into a total freak during the IV . Redundant Swearing , doing roundhouse kicks for money – South Park had its greatest influence on him .

Best April Fools Day Prank

Srinivas Varma and his ‘I am gonna sell my PS3 for 5000 Rupees’ . Fooled almost 50 % of the tech boys in our class .

Spirit of Engineering Award

Whoever got the idea of running around in ‘Ringa Ringa Roses’ during the Birthday Party in IV . Brilliant Stuff .

and the most important award of all

Best Actor

RAMASAMY LOKESH for his performance everyday . ‘[Keeping Tooth Brush Down] Ya da . I am in Kotturpuram Bridge will be there in 5 mins ‘ , ‘ Dei i met our sir today . Told us to come with more efficient approach for algo in fyp’ . ‘Dei naan kudikkatha brande kedayathu da . Quarter la irunthu Quarter Century season aana Wine varaikkum ellam adichirukken’

That’s all for now . Give me suggestions and new award categories . I’ll surely put it up and give credit to those who came up with it . And if anybody feel offended and want to reject their awards , Feel free to email me with a 500 word essay on where i went wrong . I’ll let my blind PA read it .  I am out of here .

P.S : Some awards may sound strange and non understandable for some people . Read my previous posts on IV(If you haven’t already) to get a clear picture . And shhh … please don’t spread the word , i hate publicity😛 .

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  1. April 3, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    Verithanam da! Shows us how vetti we all are😛 You need help my friend🙂

    Sema post da😛 Think Nitin wins overall award for most BOSCARS🙂

    Loved Bling, Best Producer and Anger Management😛

    Btw, Sanjay doesnt have only girlfriends. Actually, the only category he doesnt have is animal-friends. Mathathu ellam vachirkan.

    Bling!

    • April 3, 2009 at 9:52 pm

      Bling Bling Bling …🙂 And by what you say, Sangay che Sanjay has a serious problem😛

  2. idiotsaran
    April 3, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    sir ungalukku yedhavadhu “CHINNNNNNNA” award koooda vendamaa??? aniyayathukku nallavana irukkadheeenga boss…. nan ungalukku award tharartha vida your class mates wil give a better award. aduththa comment adikaravanga pls help me out… :-p (vc/siva???)

    • April 3, 2009 at 9:55 pm

      Saran, dei vaippe illa da . Adhukkulla epdi padicha ? And enakku pugazhchi pudikkathunnu theriyumla . So ethavathu award tharanumnu aasaya iruntha Mavane naalaikku canteen va . Unakku epdi comment adikkanumnu oru class edukkavendi irukku .

  3. Deepak V
    April 3, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    machi… ur name HAS to appear in the best costume award da…🙂

    • April 3, 2009 at 9:56 pm

      Dei , cha u guys dont have a dress sense and enna kalaaikaeengala . Noobs Noobs .

  4. madthanu
    April 3, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    IV ya thavara college la vera ethuvume pannatha maathiri oru feel varuthu da…

  5. madthanu
    April 3, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    if somebody finds me murdered, i bet its cuz of this damn post

    • April 3, 2009 at 10:01 pm

      Lol . It’ll make a great news in Maalai Murasu da . ‘Kaniniyaal Kaadhalargalukku idaye Kalakkam , Manvettiyaal Manaalan Mandayai Udaitha Mangai Maayam ‘ ROFL ..

      • madthanu
        April 3, 2009 at 10:04 pm

        naathaari … and for heaven’s sake, it was 6 juniors + vishnu

  6. Nitin
    April 3, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    Gethu post da !! And like Thanu said, IV ya thavara vera endha comedyum namba pannala :(:( We’ll go to IV again ? What say ?😛

    • April 3, 2009 at 10:03 pm

      Ya da . IV was the only place we did comedy . Forget IV , college is over . Well go for a High-V this time😀 . You guys had a High-V last time itself . Anyways .

  7. April 3, 2009 at 10:30 pm

    Nitin is always high😛 Dei best writer and best costume award go to you too. How come Jegan isnt here sharing your glory?

  8. April 3, 2009 at 10:37 pm

    Thanks for the award . The first one atleast . And dude i am going to edit that comment . Rude .
    ‘The Horror’.

  9. Smrithi
    April 3, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    BTW Vijay( Ah i hate to call VC!) says HOOLA!
    And for the anger issue “punch in his face till it bleeds!” “now do u feel less angry?” … “YAAAAAY!”

    Freak! I prove it myself! Good Job Pradep.

    Best Innovative Blog Post Award goes to Pradep !!!!

    • April 3, 2009 at 11:28 pm

      Hoola vo Oohla vo . Sentence Mukiyam illa . Sonna Context thaan mukiyam😛 . And that was a very polite way to deal with anger. Please join Quentin Tarantino for Kill Bill 3 . Thanks a lot for the Award . When can i collect the money and the golden statuette from you ?

  10. April 3, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    @Smrithi:
    Thanks I definitely prefer Vijay over VC!

    Go girl punch him! One more punch from me too😛

  11. April 3, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    And ya its Hoola😛

    • April 3, 2009 at 11:30 pm

      Dei Vijay . Stop writing obscene comments man . Cha Cha . My blog readers are romba decent aalunga . And screw wordpress for that stupid posting security bug . I know it was you😛 .

  12. Aishu
    April 3, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    ROFL da!. This post is unbelievably funny.
    Aana Logesh la than konnuta da. baigramaana ending.super po.

    • April 3, 2009 at 11:31 pm

      He he . Thanks . I dont think Best Actor has seen the post yet . Paathiruntha phone panni pudhusa edhaavathu gapsa vittiruppan .😀 .

      • April 7, 2009 at 7:25 pm

        Dai!!!! what kapsa i wud have said????

  13. April 4, 2009 at 2:31 am

    “doing roundhouse kicks for money” – dude… It shocks me… dont put false information… Please…

    -Jegan

    • madthanu
      April 4, 2009 at 7:31 am

      “dude… It shocks me… Please” … enna da ithu, rombha decent ah kekkuraya?

    • April 4, 2009 at 9:18 am

      Doing Roundhouse kicks for money is a famous funny pic da . And is a chuck norris t shirt quote . Unne entha alavukku uyarthi ezhudhirukken . ‘False information’ . Lol .

      • April 4, 2009 at 2:26 pm

        Dei.. Please.. delete the phrase “for money”..

  14. sanjay
    April 4, 2009 at 6:58 am

    dei nice post da.. it was too good.. (enna rombha kevala paduthita..) VC dog enda ippadi oru comment enna pathi?? bad boy..:(

    • April 4, 2009 at 9:19 am

      ‘Bad Boy [sad face]’ Dei you are justifying my previous comment about you i guesss .😛 .

  15. April 4, 2009 at 10:18 am

    In a singkle phrase ‘Awesomeness Personified’

  16. April 4, 2009 at 10:30 am

    In a single phrase ‘Awesomeness Personified’..

  17. srinath
    April 4, 2009 at 11:46 am

    great innovation

  18. April 4, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    If only I ‘re with u to the IV I would have understood the awards better, but the award for Smrithi Akka is good😛

    And I tot Ragu anna’s aim is to author a few Engg books

  19. April 4, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    @ Kitty, Srinath
    Thanks a lot . I’ll update the post with your names in a couple of days if i can .

    @ Elvia
    Ya . IV is fun . Please blog on ur IV sometimes.

  20. April 4, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    @ Jegan
    You have a poor sense of humour . It all for fun . Nobody is gonna beleive you do roundhouse kicks for money . Duh ..

  21. raghuram
    April 4, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    thangal naan kuriya vaakiyathin porulai thavaraaga unarndhukondu enakku mudhal virudhai koduthulergal.
    Naan kooriya vaakiyathin unmai porulayum athu thirikappattu maariya porulaiyum indha ‘blogil’ inaithaal nandraga irrukum.

    • madthanu
      April 4, 2009 at 8:43 pm

      what?

    • April 4, 2009 at 9:28 pm

      Mavane dei . Naan enthaporulayum thappa purinjikkala . There cant be any other ‘thirindhu pona’ meaning for that stupid sentence. So thaangal enna kooruvathaaga irunthaalum mariyaathayaaga chennai tamizhil kuroomaaru kettukkolgirom . Production of Children , Producing children , Produce children anything and everything means the same . And all hail Raghuram – The producer of quality brake wire.. sorry quality children😛 .

  22. srivatsan
    April 5, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    Gethu post da!! I was expecting Best Actor Award..cha cha..Seri vidu.. Ur awards for nitin sanjay bun raghuram were great da..

    • April 6, 2009 at 6:06 pm

      Best Actor a ? Dei Lokesh koodellam unnaala compete panna mudiyaathu da . And thanks for the comment .😀

  23. Sivagaminathan
    April 5, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    I was hoping to give you the “best site seeing” award and u know which place i mean !
    by the way, am happy to miss the costume parade for the abacus. Our class girls in saree .. yuck ! ( just kidding.. aal vachu adichidatheenga )
    You should have got the greatest glamour award ..
    “my interview award” sucks

    • April 6, 2009 at 6:11 pm

      Site Seeing a? Sight Seeing a ? Endha seeing a irunthaalum enakku set aagathe da . Ponna patha manna paakara , uthamana poi ippadi soltiye .

      And ya it was a costume parade / photo session . Theriyaama ethaavathu veli college payyan vandhu oru saree clad ponnu kitta ‘Excuse Me, Abacus enga nadakkuthunnu solreengala? ‘ nnu kettirunthaannu vechukko . ‘Abacus a ? Athellam therila , ellarum podava kattittu vara sonnanga athaan vanthom . Abacus enakku therinju MIT oda CS symposium nu nenaikkaren . Ei nee photo edri. Excuse me Konjam thalli nikkareegala , photo maraikkum ‘😛

  24. April 6, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    The comments are getting way too big to read😐

    • April 6, 2009 at 10:53 pm

      He He . Vettiness prevails!!!

  25. April 7, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    First of all you got my name wrong its Logesh Ramasamy and secondly when i say im cming to coll in 5 mins i mean im actually sleeping and u woke me up by calling (Please dont call me @ 9 :30 in the morning) its too early for a person who goes to sleep @ 4 AM. and ya u know im only a social drinker ROFL !! and ya i think you should get the best award for Dota!! Imba Drow Ranger😛 (For Others who are in the dark im talking about gaming) anyways give ur self that award!!

    • April 7, 2009 at 10:02 pm

      Thanks for the sarcasm with Drow Ranger . And oh very very sorry for getting your name wrong . Bring in a copy of your 12th mark sheet tomo , ill check your spelling with it . Thu . 4 am ?? WTF are you doing till 4 am ? Maybe social Drinking a little bit ?

  26. May 3, 2009 at 1:03 am

    //Best Stage Performance//
    on behalf of the ceg band, i thank u for this award…
    – troupe’s male lead here…:)

    • June 3, 2009 at 5:05 pm

      Lol Karthick . Nobody can deny that it was a great show by you guys . But the award wasn’t for the performance . It was for all the stunts at the end . Audio cut off , People screaming , Sudha scolding and all that😛 .

  27. June 4, 2009 at 10:16 am

    //it was for all the stunts at the end . Audio cut off , People screaming , Sudha scolding and all that//
    hey, u can giv that award to those audio engineering ppl ther.. domers, they dint do it well…😦 ….
    and i don remember sudha scolding any…

    • June 4, 2009 at 11:45 am

      Oh . Apdiya ? Looked from the audience that everybody went mad on audio being cut . And shouting at each other . Mirage . Anyways all that audio-cut nonsense should have been for the participating teams . Cutting the host audio was a very very bad move . Oore kai kotti sirichiduchi😦 .

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