Archive for April, 2009

Come home to the BOSCARS!!

April 3, 2009 49 comments

Oscar and all got over long back aache , ippo enna pudhu post podranne yosikkatheenga . In theses four yrs of college life we came across many people many events worth remembering . So i thought of awarding our class guys with BOSCARS for their exemplary achievement in various fields . Oh and ya if you are wondering BOSCARS stands for Bloggukkagave Orunaal Saindharamellam Carpanapanna AwaRdS . Okay now without further ado , here are the Winners .

Best Producer

Raghuram for his exceptional aim in life – “My aim in life is producing good children”

Best Supporting Actor

Rajesh for the tireless support and acting he has been doing all these years – ‘GATE Form Door Formnu illa , nee ketta Chloroform kooda Confirma vaangitharen’

Best Acheivement in Sound Mixing

Vinod (Bun) for his extraordinary contribution to the Music World .‘ Bling Bling ‘ for the Movie – ‘Room 609’ .

Best Stunt

Nitin Natarajan and Rohith Balakrishnan for their fearless boat chase at the Echo Point .  ‘Rohith , they are reaching a dead zone – I’ve lost Visual ID of the target . Pedal Fast Dammit.

Best Celebrity Couple

Ajay and Aishwarya at the Munnar IV . ‘Dei , move away a bit – You are blocking my face from the fourth camera . Ya say cheezz’

Best acting in a Specific Scene

Srivatsan (Kuchi) at the Kerala Beach . ‘ Someone Call the ambulance I think i lost 2 litres of blood here’ .

Best Dialogue

Madhan Raj at the Goa IV . ‘Nari , Enna Kudikkavecha Paavi’

Best Mimicry

Nitin Natarajan for the brilliant effort in Bus doing the Munnar IV . ‘Hey polaamaaa, Vaayeen , apdillaaam sollaathaaee’

Best Security

To all the vigilante guys who ‘secured’ the girls in Veegaland . As told in o my previous posts Triangulated security, Man to Woman marking .

Best Interview Performance

Sivagaminthan for his job securing performance enlightening Symantec guys about Ragnarok.

Best Dance Move of the Year

Nitin Natarajan and Samaya Madhavan for their fantastic contribution to the Dance Industry in during the Great Camp Fire Dance of the Munnar IV . ‘Dappu Dippu Dum , Dappu Dappu Dippu Dim nu varunbothu left kaala thookara . Aduthu Chappu chippu chim, chappu chappu chippu chim nu vara edathula , at a timela rendu kaalaya air thookanum’

Best Costume Parade

To all the girls who graced abacus 09 with their presence in sarees . Seriously, the abacus team thanks all of you for the great help you provided in making abacus a grand success .

Best Stage Performance

Sudha Swaminathan and the Hans team for giving a great ending to a larger than life concert . (People , no intended pun on the performance. It was really good. Pun Only on the dramatic ending :P)

Best Choreography

Aishwarya for bringing in Middle Eastern Dance steps in Tamil Folk Songs during the Camp Fire .

Best Song

Kodaana Kodi from Saroja which made the IV possible .

Best Lyrics

Various Artists including VC, Thanu, Kuchi, Sanjay etc for writing Bun’s Kavithai . ‘Neeyum naanum gundu, un kannu rendum poochendu….’

Best Photography

Thanumalayan for taking that photo of mine which you can see in the top right corner of my blog home page . Which i’ve been putting in every site which needs a profile pic .

Best one word description

Vijay Chidambaram and his historic ‘Ooh La’ at his pre-birthday party ‘Room 609’ in IV.

Best Time Management

Sanjay and his out of the world time management skills with his 4 ‘girlfriends’ .

Lifetime Achievement Award

Vinodh Kumar and his outstanding achievement for ‘Bathing only four times in four years . Boy, I hate Diwalis.’

Best Supporting Actress

To all the girls who acted like they aren’t interested at all when asked to dance in the ‘Birthday Party’ in IV .

Best Makeup

To the IV organisers who actually made us believe that it is a Birthday Party that they are celebrating and not the Dance thing they had discussed the previous night over a couple of drinks. ‘Machi correct da all the idiots will think we are gonna celebrate VC , Jeffry’s Birthday Party . Well ask ’em on a dance . Super Idea . Bling’

Best Adapted Screenplay

‘Anger Management’ by Smrithi Ravi , which deals with the various ways of not getting angry . ‘Take a deep breath , Count 1-10 . Now do you feel less angry ? ‘ ‘NO’

Best Original Screenplay

There was a close fight between R.V and Srikant for their epic performance of story telling in the train and the seminar on Rowdyism . So they will share the honours here .

Best TV Series

South Park for converting Jegan into a total freak during the IV . Redundant Swearing , doing roundhouse kicks for money – South Park had its greatest influence on him .

Best April Fools Day Prank

Srinivas Varma and his ‘I am gonna sell my PS3 for 5000 Rupees’ . Fooled almost 50 % of the tech boys in our class .

Spirit of Engineering Award

Whoever got the idea of running around in ‘Ringa Ringa Roses’ during the Birthday Party in IV . Brilliant Stuff .

and the most important award of all

Best Actor

RAMASAMY LOKESH for his performance everyday . ‘[Keeping Tooth Brush Down] Ya da . I am in Kotturpuram Bridge will be there in 5 mins ‘ , ‘ Dei i met our sir today . Told us to come with more efficient approach for algo in fyp’ . ‘Dei naan kudikkatha brande kedayathu da . Quarter la irunthu Quarter Century season aana Wine varaikkum ellam adichirukken’

That’s all for now . Give me suggestions and new award categories . I’ll surely put it up and give credit to those who came up with it . And if anybody feel offended and want to reject their awards , Feel free to email me with a 500 word essay on where i went wrong . I’ll let my blind PA read it .  I am out of here .

P.S : Some awards may sound strange and non understandable for some people . Read my previous posts on IV(If you haven’t already) to get a clear picture . And shhh … please don’t spread the word , i hate publicity 😛 .

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