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Valentine’s Day of a ‘Single’ Chennai Male

Huh . February 14th . The Big day for lovers . Valentine’s day . There is too much hype about V.Day from the media . ‘Love is in the air’ , ‘Get ready to surprise your loved one’ ippadi paperla endha pakkam thiruppinaalum ore alumbal . Enga veetla vara airla llam Love irukkara maariye theriliye . Anyhoo , valentine’s day lovers kku epdi pocho ennavo, enakku saathaarana saturday va thaan pochu . So oru sarasari chennai payyanukku (aal illatha thangamaana payyanukku) eppadi Valentine’s Day oduthunu oru chinna karuthu .

Naan Enga FYP (Final Year Project) vishayama enga Project Mentor a paakanum . Siva is my team mate for FYP. We are supposed to meet sir on Friday . I smsed him Thursday asking whether he can make it .

Me : Dei tomo we have to meet sir , u coming la ?

Siva: I have some work tomo da . Cant make it .

Me : Atleast Saturday ?

Siva : Dei . Saturday Valentine’s Day da . Vilayaadraya ?

Athoda naan avanukku edhuvum anuppala . Yes , he is committed . Yes , avan kitta ketathu thapputhan . Aana antha thursday evening thaan enakku saturday V. Day nne theriyum . Seri appo rendu naalu endha planum illaye engayavathu freindsoda suthalaamnu nenachu en school friend Balajee kku phone a potten .

Me: Dei , rendu naal vetti da engayavathu suthalaam .

Bala: Enga polam sollu .

Me : Sathyam ? Naan Kadavul ?

Bala: Dei Saturday na Jodi Jodiya vanthu gaanda ethuvaanungada . Avasiyam ponuma ?

Avan sonnathu oru validana point . Ennathan ‘Single, ready to mingle’ , ‘Bachelor and I am proud of it’ ippadillam solli poosi mazhuppinaalum ullukkulla oru vayitherichal irukkathaane seyyum . Ithellam T Shirtla ezhutha thaan laaikku. Yaaralayum atha maatha mudiyathu .

Balajee sonnathu oru nalla pointa irunthaalum mukiyama en bayame , veliya engayavathu poi ethaavathu news channel kaaranunga kitta maatnomna . ‘ Valentines day a pathi neenga enna nenaikkareenga’ nnu ethaavathu kettanna avlo thaan . Bae Bae Bae . Ithu konjam too much a irunthaalum , oru nyayamaana phobia thaane .

Seri meedhi kadhaya kelunga . V.Day message llam anupparthukku aal illa . Nai Nai nnu pesara evanum annikkunnu pathu phone pannala . Ore ore call vandhuthu. Puthu number . Alpa aasaila ethayo edhirpaathu eduthaa. ” Ithu Airtelllirunthu varum thaaaniya..” Appadiye cut panniteen . Namakku pesara ore figure airtel automated voice thaan😛 . Apparama oru sms vandhuthu . Balajee .

Machaan, my friend is in Bangalore . He said the roads are all empty there . Jai Raam Sena Pramod Muthalik.😀

Eno therila , atha paatha odane alaadhi magizhchi  . Inikku paperla paatha Hanuman Sena nnu innonnu irukkam .  Hmmm nammala maari engg. college padichittu yaarum kedaikkama aarambichirupppanunga nnu nenaikkaren . Ippadiye yaaru illlama oru 5 V.Day pochunnu vechikonga , magane aaravathu varsham kandippa Beem Sena , Laxman Sena,  Karna Sena nnu aarambikka vendiyathu thaan . Bestu Vasantha Sena nnu onnu aarambikkalaam , title song already ready😛 .

Pona varsham valentines day, week day la vanthathu naala neraya messagellam vandhuthu , inthavaati kaanum . Google searchla kedachithu .

Blue- I’m free
Green- I’m waiting
Orange- going to propose
Pink- accepted just now!!!
Black- proposal rejected
White- already booked
Yellow- broke up!!!
Gray- not interested…
Red- leave me

Funny guys . Ippadi color colora joker maari dress potta mattum ponnunga vandhu vizhunthuda poraangala ?

Blue- I’m free . En ithana naala nee free a irunthapothu unna evalum madhikkala innikku blue dress potta  . ‘ Hey u free ? Naanum thaan . See match match , blue dress ‘ nnu vandhu ethaavathu ponnu kekka pogutha ? Apdi ketta athu vera maari ponnnu da . Ushaar .

Green – Waiting . Waiting for wht ? An answer ? or waiting for a girl to come into ur life ? or waiting for ur girlfriend . Enna ezhavukku da wait panra ?

Orange – Going to propose . Oh Great . So if someone sees you wearing orange on Feb 14 , you expect them to come and say ‘ Machi nee onnum feel aavatha , anni kandippa okay solliduvaanga’ ? Get a life dude .

Pink – accepted just now . So you have a spare set of ‘pink’ dress in your bag so that the moment she accepts you, you swap it ? That is soo pinky . Please refer what pink means okay ?

Black – Proposal rejected . Wow great . Cry out a lake . Ennada edirpaakareenga ? Unga kitta vandhu ‘ Vidunga Boss , intha ponnungale ippadithaan’ nnu sollanuma ?

White – Already booked . Ivaru manmatha kun venaam . appadiye ponnunga vanthu ‘ Cha , nee already booked a . Illenna unna naan thallittu poiruppennu ‘ solluvaangala ?

Yellow – Broke Up . Vetti bandha . Enakku oru kaalathula aal iruntha aal iruntha nnu thandora podranunga .

Gray and Red – Desperate Guys . Kuppura Vizhundhaalum Meesaila Mannu ottalanra kadhaya , venaam venaam enna vittudungannu odraangalaam . Paavam . Kaadhal Mannan Ajith maari ella ponnungalum vandhu moicha enna pannuvaanga sollunga .

Hmmm . Ippadiellam ellarayum kalaaichu namma Valentine’s Day a ottuvom . Kadaisiya enakku nethu vandha oru messageoda mudichikkalaam .

For commited guys , Happy Valentine’s Day .

For Single guys , Happy Independence Day .

Jai Hind .


  1. February 15, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Machi. Desperate post da. Paathalae theriyathu. Dont worry. Varsham nalla irukum😛

    Entha color crap ellam ponungu thaan da neraiya panuvanga😛 Accept aanalam, evathanathu pink potutu povana? Avlo thaan😛

    And athu mathulik, mahalik illa😛

    Nee pink chaddi campaign paakala nu nenaikaran, athaan atha vitutu, etha pathi ezhuthura😛

  2. Nitin
    February 15, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    Nice post da😀

    And Mr. Pradep, you being known for your “colorful” dressing what color did you wear that day ???😛. One more thing, it was actually good that you didn’t go out that day with your “friend”. Ram sena pudichu gay homo appidinu kalyanam panni vechalum vechirupanga :P:P Worst people

  3. February 15, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    Wonder what GJ will say seeing this post. Esp after Nitin’s comment =))

  4. idiotsaran
    February 15, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    machan… colour eh paththi nee pesara parthiya…!!!
    yellow kum orange kum vithyasam unakku theriyumnu enakku inikki thaan da theriyum… un birthday appppa thappa purinkikitaen… seri vidu…. ‘chinna’ payyan neee… innum valaranum idhellam purinjikka….
    (naaanum bachelor thaaan. yenna kaala vaari vidadha :-p )

  5. February 15, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    @Vijay
    Sorry for the name confusion . Should blame tamil news channels . Pink chaddi campaign theriyum . Aana nammala edhu baadhikkidho , atha pathi thaan blog ezhuthanum . Athanaala than vittuten .

  6. February 15, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    @Nitin
    Dei Dei . Nee 14th annikku Ram Sena kku bayandhu beachla pambi pambi odna kadha enakku theriyum da😛 .

  7. February 15, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    @ Saran
    Bachelor ? No No . Nee diff category . Unnellam enga sangathula sekka mudiyaathu .

  8. Siva
    February 15, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    ~Comment Deleted on popular demand~

  9. February 16, 2009 at 7:47 am

    ~Comment Deleted on popular demand~

  10. vinod
    February 16, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    ~Comment Deleted on popular demand~

  11. February 16, 2009 at 11:13 pm

    I had to delete those comments . Popular Demand😛

  12. February 17, 2009 at 1:02 am

    Good One : )

  13. madthanu
    February 17, 2009 at 10:15 am

    Popular Demand? you are starting to imagine things

    @Jegan:

    Good one? you mean glam?

  14. February 17, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    @madthanus

    I mean “Popular Demand” da… and The Way Pradep keeps the comment count : )

  15. madthanu
    February 17, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    Pink Post

  16. February 17, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    @madthanus

    did u miss an ‘s’?

  17. February 17, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    Your Kind Attention please :
    People are requested to stick to the reference of the POST which is being commented and only to that . Comments which abuse random persons and talk anything irrelevant to the post will be deleted without any mercy . Over and Out .

  18. February 17, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    Machi. Poru. You will get comments. Elvo alaiyatha😛

  19. February 17, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    Jegan, u don’t have any other job except posting as Pradep?😛

    Pradep, I take back my comment about alaiyarthuda😛

  20. February 17, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    Aaahh . I am sick of deleting useless comments . Welcome to the world of i-need-to-approve-every-comment-you-dumbos blogging . Ta Da .

  21. February 19, 2009 at 2:17 am

    Dont be ridiculous… ‘Comment Awaiting moderation’ is irritating…
    [Pradep] Ya . All comments are moderated now . I cant be in the look out to delete useless comments always[/Pradep]

  22. February 19, 2009 at 10:29 pm

    “Funny guys . Ippadi color colora joker maari dress potta mattum ponnunga vandhu vizhunthuda poraangala ? ”

    athaane,ellarum pradep kumaro,illa balajee ganeshoh aaga mudiyuma??

    joker maathiri na vaayle red paint,facela white paint adichu “why so serious” solvangala? :O

    ” For commited guys , Happy Valentine’s Day .

    For Single guys , Happy Independence Day . ”

    Independence day evlo mariyathaikuriya day.evlo per thyagathula,kashtathula vaangina day.Atha poi pisaathu v-day kooda compare panatheengada.Enakum ithe msg vanthuchu.Sema kadupu adikuthu. thayavu senju next feb 14,ipdi independence daynu poatu msg anupatheenga.Ithu antha msg anupchavangaluku,pradepku illa.

    pradep,nee columnist aagiduda! you’re rocking!

    • February 23, 2009 at 8:19 am

      Hmmm Independence day pathi nee feel panrathellam correct thaan . Adutha thadava evanam anuppadha alavukku namma prachaaram pannuvom . And columnist ? Naana . Lol . Naan ezhuthara alavukku magazinellam innum inga varla da . Ellam Banned Content thaan .😛 Unnoda multiplewords blog a ethaavathu oru hollywood director paathu unga veetla vandhu kadhaikkaaga naaya nikklenna enna kelu .

  23. March 11, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    my god. you rock man.. rofl🙂

  24. March 11, 2009 at 10:29 pm

    @ Vijay Dev
    Thanks a lot na . Means a lot, coming from a pro blogger😀 .

  25. June 1, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    “Dei Saturday na Jodi Jodiya vanthu gaanda ethuvaanungada . Avasiyam ponuma ?”
    Lol! Rotfl!😀😀😀
    Nice post Pradep!

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