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Villu Vijay and the Ragasiya Blue Ray Disc – Villu Review

Villu Villu

You must have figured out by now , Yes this is a review for Villu . For starters i am (was) a vijay fan . I saw the movie First day Evening show in Vettrivel Theatre (a local theatre in our neighborhood) . I really thought seeing Vijay movies on the first day will be great eventhough the story is crappy . Prabhu Deva proved me wrong . Now lets jump into the review.

Before starting i would like to thank Mr.Tony Jaa of Tom Yum Goong fame and the Resident Evil Cast and Crew as Prabhu Deva forgot to mention them . Fight scenes total rip from Goong and one scene IMBA lift from RE . Thats common . Come on who doesnt rip . Billa’s climax was from The Recruit . So no problems with that.

Khusboo:

Khusboo is worshiped by many people as a goddess . We all know she even has temples on her name . She comes in the intro song of the movie . Total slutty look . I mean the ‘Aaru padam Aishwarya’ look .  And she has tried to dance the fast steps of vijay in it . Looked very pathetic.

Vadivelu:

You all have to accept that vadivelu has a huge fan following that any other actor at present . Me and my friends are crazy fans of Vadivelu . I mean , Who cannot like  ‘Rollingla po’ and ‘ Enna Irumura ? Irumula da Urumuren’ from thalainagaram and all . Prabhu deva have totally wasted him in Villu . All his comedy scenes have no relation with the movie . Its a separate track.  Total Useless . He comes around the screen with the bullshit hair style and its not funny but totally annoying . And many of us have seen the Matrix Cow funny animation video . Totally copied here  . Vadivelu fights the cow😦 .

Nayanthara:

Its high time kollywood directors start to realize that heroines are human beings and not just meat malls . Minimal Dress . Maximum exposure . All for nothing . She doesnt even have the role of the women in anniyan who puts a case on her house owner “Mudiyara varaikkum muyarchi pannuvom , illanna vesham kudichi sethudrom” Remember ? Damn , she just comes around wearing revealing clothes , dancing for songs . The last ‘dimtharikita’ song her looks are total total whory . OMG that song came out of the blue . No possible song-generating-scenes there. And dialogues ” Naan 15 vayasilaye aalana ponnu, Ippo 21 vayasaachu” . Thevaya. Aaarrrghhh .

Story:

Spoiler Alert. Spoiler Alert. Spoiler Alert. Spoiler Alert. Spoiler Alert. Spoiler Alert. Spoiler Alert. Spoiler Alert. Spoiler Alert. Spoiler Alert.

For god’s sakes continue reading . There cant be any more spolier for the movie . It is totally spoilt anyways . Keeping it short .

Goons kill Father- Villian Head Goon- Heroine daughter of Villain- Hero kills ’em all – Wins Heroine’s heart. End of Story.

But here comes the inside scoop . Vijay plays Double role . Father and Hero. The difference bet both of em being one comes in a diff mush. And guess what Father Vijay is miltary😦 (Ya comes in Army uniform, Sorry ) and no body has any idea what the hero Vijay is . That makes him a Police hired- Incognito – FBI trained – Local hero looking – Nayan loving – Mercenary . Duh .

Screenplay:

Many scenes have no relation with their prev ones . And guess what i forgot to thank James Bond . PD has copied that under water jet ski thing even . And Oh My God if it were a superhero movie please mention it in the subtitle . Like “There are heroes. There are superheroes. And then there’s Hancock” . No mentions here but Vijay strolls aroung doing superhero stuff . Sorry PD , nobody’s gonna buy it . Even Kids . Blasting off 6 Innovas which are circling him with a single button RDX , and coming out without a scratch . Please no . Sharing screen space with MGR , Anbae Vaa movie scene . No No . Ridiculous . None of the scenes are even close to reality here .

Climax:

Father Vijay was stamped with a “Traitor” stamp after his death and so … Dont lose me .. Listen Up … Ranjitha ( His wife and Hero Vijay’s Mom) is tatooed with a ” Desa Drogyin manaivi” tatoo in the forehead . (WTF!!) Our guy  seeks revenge and brings Prakash Ra(Villian) to the same ‘ol temple where Ranjitha had left Pugazh(Hero Vijay) some 20 years ago . And Kaboom , Ranjita is still sitting there in that temple . Wow . So Pugazh when about to kill PR asks him a vaakumoolam in front of the public ( Who obviously have no other damn work other than hearing this crap) stating that Major Saravanan(Father) isnt a traitor . He gives it and gets killed . I have to explain this scene though .

Vijay threatens PR by holding a huge metallic cylinder on top him with the help of a crane . He gives his statement under the cylinder amd as Vijay leaves the cylinder , it falls on the screen and it goes black . To my surprise the credits start rolling fading out from that black screen . Naan apdiye Shock aaiten . No proper ending . No  “Ammaa unga sabathatha naan neraivethitamma” crap . And Nayan goes missing after the flashback has been told .

Verdict:

It was a like a movie finished in hurry berry . No component is good . Nayan provides good eye candy . But shes doing it a lot lately right ? Theres nothing new . Its a story which would have run if taken in 1995 . Thanks PD for providing valuable material for Lollu Sabha guys .

P.S: I have no idea why the movie is named Villu. And The Blue ray disc which comes in the movie is the thing which has all the details of the villian . His network and all . Sounds like Billa ? Dairy-PenDrive-BlueRay. Jayam Ravi pls dont use a microSD card in your next movie . Please .

  1. January 13, 2009 at 12:51 am

    watch villu premiere in sanjose, CA

    Villu is a super hit !

  2. January 13, 2009 at 7:08 am

    Oh come on Vasanth . Cut the crap . Tell me one aspect of the movie which was good . And Super Hit in the US ? LoL .

  3. Jay
    January 17, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    Hey Pradeep,

    No one could ever have written a more fantastic review of this crappy movie…..these kind of movies create a bad image about the tamil films in general….2008 saw some wonderful tamil movies…Aanjathey,Subramaniapuram etc., and now in the begining of 2009 we have this shit movie…..and to top it all they lift scenes from a dozen movies and patch it together…..really bad yaar!!!

  4. January 18, 2009 at 1:53 am

    * Spoiler alert for this movie

    * Desa Drogyi manaivi tatoo

    * Shitty vaakumoolam in front of the public

    * “Naan apdiye Shock aaiten”

    * Jayam Ravi microSD card warning

    LOL… Pradep… Awesome da…

    I laughed my ASS out on reading this post…

    know what? Of all craps, the biggest crap is…. You saw the movie by First day Evening show!!!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL….

  5. January 18, 2009 at 7:59 am

    @ Jay
    Thanks. Pathetic to start 2009 with this movie . But mark my words , on 1-1-2010 in sun tv new year nigazhchigal therell be a “Top 10 movies 2009” . And i am sure Prabhu Deva will get some comfortable 5th or 6th slot in it and will be thanking the fans on the video interview for making it a great success .😦 .

  6. January 18, 2009 at 8:04 am

    @Jegan
    Dei i told you la . I ‘was’ a Vijay Fan . So i had to see the movie first day . The only best part of the movie was the 15 minute interval😦 . Me and my bro thought of running away from the theater during interval. Kudutha Kaasu waste aaidumennu thaan ukaandhom. U saw the movie already ? If not go see it [atleast for kalachifying sake] .😛

  7. January 18, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    Dude…. seeing this movie? After reading your review, I wont even watch this in pirated cds… I donno why people going to theatres for tamil movies on first day!! Be frank… What did you expect before seeing this movie? You already knew this movie would suck!! You knew it wouldnt worth the ticket money!! Haha… i wont fall into your traps…

  8. Rupesh
    January 20, 2009 at 9:50 am

    thambi .. i was expecting more on the title ..

    ragasiya blue ray disc..

  9. January 20, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    Your HomePage is 1.9 MB you BadAss…. And the server speed is also low… Keep 1 or 2 posts in the page assy…

    • January 21, 2009 at 5:03 pm

      Thats a good point . Taken. Ill put you out of your 1.9 mb misery😛

  10. January 21, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    @ Rupesh
    Thala .. Neenga en blog padikkarengannu enakku theriyama poche thala . Theriyaama poche …

  11. January 21, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    Nice😛 Why is it named “villu”? Because it rhymes with “powerfullu”😛

    From what you wrote, seems like no improvement at all on Aadi. Almost same story, almost same climax😛 Only Nayantara missing.

    I saw that first day first show in Mayajaal🙂 Haven’t seen a vijay movie hence😛

  12. this field requires a name
    January 21, 2009 at 11:05 pm

    never go to vijay movies… better things to do in life with 100 bucks and 2.5 hrs…

  13. January 22, 2009 at 12:45 am

    @Pradep

    i suggest a better title for this post

    “The Race is On… Which can make you vomit more?

    Villu VS YaarukuYaaro”

  14. naren
    January 25, 2009 at 8:11 am

    gethu review…
    am like watch-all-the-films type.. even ayutham seivom was more funny, than villu.. it gav us room to make fun of it.. but villu. total disaster.

  15. January 25, 2009 at 8:43 am

    @ Vijay

    Hmmm i think there is a little bit of improvement over aadi in terms of heroine :-p . By ‘improvement’ i think u know what i mean . Else its all the same crap .

    @ Jegan

    Seriously i liked Yaarukko Yaaro more. I mean who wouldnt love to see the choreography of Raasathi song and all . It was atleast a laugh o mania . This one was a total worthless piece of you-know-what .

  16. January 25, 2009 at 8:49 am

    @ Naren

    Aayutham Seivom😛 . I must watch that . Atleast the comedy sequences in that would have been funny . Here its semma mokkai.

  17. January 28, 2009 at 3:45 am

    Dei… writing reviews for good movies is too easy… “awesome”, “super”, “pinnitaan” etc… But writing a review for pure crap? too too difficult… continue the good work man… I ve to learn that art… so, im gonna watch vijay and vijayakanth movies from now on..

  18. Smrithi
    February 7, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    Good one! If you start writing abt this epic movie it can go endless. Let me add few things which are worth a mention

    *** Nayan is an ET , never knew she could survive electric shock for more than fifteen min with such a dumb expression on her face!

    *** “Ivan Spider Man ah Super Man ah.. illa illa Ivan Pokkiri Man!”.. Aaandava!

    *** Thatthuva padal like Daddy Mummy.

    *** Pillaiyar doing Back Stroke!

    *** Vijay calling Kutty Villians Pombala porikki! ha ha Vijay! nee romba nallavanda!

    OMG! Watching the movie is a suicide attempt.No doubt.

  19. February 13, 2009 at 12:25 am

    Pradep you should seriously hide from your area’s vijay fan club or whatsoever they are calling themselves. Hey it was a great review. But it would have been even better if you have sat on a chair, with background stills of villu and started with “intha varam, namma chart la..”.🙂 Btw thanks for the warning too, I was about to watch it, but seeing that yaaruku yaaro reviewed better than villu, I would prefer “ovvaru step nee, ovvaru step nee,..” dialogue than this mokkai.

  20. February 15, 2009 at 12:20 am

    @ Smrithi
    Damn i missed out that shock and expression part . You are a good at viewing movies in a bloggy way😛 . I am practising that art now . Looking everything in a blog friendly way .

  21. February 15, 2009 at 12:22 am

    @ Suji
    Exactly Steppu nee Steppu nee was more entertaining than watching Vijay in a tight military costume . One guy in the theater sitting next to me remarked . “Intha roleukkaaga Body lam develop panni irukkaru” . I seriously felt like strangling him .

  22. Vijay Anand
    June 17, 2009 at 11:54 am

    Boss I was supposed to watch this F_ _ _ ing movie by Thiruttu VCD. Holyshit… I got tempered to destroy my TV screen… BUt manasa thaethite I thinked of Vijay’s aadhi,ATM and kuruvi and said to myself in same vijay style ” Evvalavo paathutomaam itha paakka maattoma” and continued to watch. But I cant even sit for few minutes. Switched of the TV and started to meditate to lose the temper for watching such a shit.

    • June 17, 2009 at 8:28 pm

      He He Vijay . Thiruttu VCD la paakarthukku kooda layakku illadha padam ithu . Ithula comedy ennenna ,intha padathula Prabhudeva voda directorial skilla paathu Nayantharakku ore loves vandhuduchaam loves . Kaligaalam da saami .

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