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Vaazha veikkum CEG kku jay !!

Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi … Time for a new Post. This time it is a small piece of information which my friend shared with me yesterday . Friend as in School Friend named Guru . We studied in the same old school of 13 years together . And we’re good friends . Anyways he is doing final year in a private college in chennai . He has a different philosophy towards girls and just now i found out that his college has a great influence on it . Hmmm ippo namma avan college la nadakkara comedy a pathi paakalaam .

Guru: “Ethukku da ponunga friendship llam . Thevaye illa da . Wastttu” .

Pradep : “Dei enda ponnunga pasangannu paakara . Friends can be anyone . Why this hatred ?”

Guru: “Pinna , ponnunga kuda pesi enna suspend aaga solriya ?

Pradep: “Suspend a??

Cut Cut Cut .. Ippo namma oru flash back paapom . Avan sonna katha thaan .

Guru’s College Part I .

Avanga college a porutha varaikkum payyan-ponnu pesarthu maha periya kutram. Ippadi thaan oru thadava oru payyanum ponnum corridorla ninnuttu pesitu irunthaangalam . Payyan kaimaatha etho kaasu vaangi iruppan pola , atha thiruppi kuduthirukkan . Antha ponnu avasarama vaangittu ponathunaala note light a kizhinjiduchaam . Ithellam oru FLOOR SUPERVISOR paathuttu irunthaaram . Avarukku porukkala .. “Enna oru desa drogam, oru payyanum ponnum pesitttanga . Nooooooo” nnu solli antha payyanoda veettukku letter anuppi avunga parents a vara solli irukkanga . Parents kitta sonna compliant “Sir, Unga payyan antha ponnu kitta irunthu kaasu vaangi atha kizhichi pottirukkan . evlo periya thappu .. SUSPEND” .

Guru: “Thevaya ithu ? ” “Intha maari aalunga irukkara edathula entha vidhamaana riskkum edukka koodathu da

Pradep : “Dei intha oru incident thaane da . Avan neram serilla athaan maatikittan

Guru: “Ivan neram seriyyala , appo intha payyana ennannu solluva ?

Part II:

College bus thaan oru alavukku jolly a irukkara edam polirukku . Oru naal busla kadaisi row la ukkanthiruntha pasangallam sernthu bet vechu oru ponnukku ‘hi’ sollanumnu plan pottirukkanga (Small Boys !!) . Athe maari solliyum irukkanga . Itha oru staff paathutaanga !!. “Oh, my Godddd . Atheppadi intha pasanga oru ponnukku HI sollalam . Discipline illa  ? Manners illa ? ” nnu solli poi princi kitta pottu kuduthuttanag polirukku . Udane Management antha staff kitta “Yaar antha pasanga ? Adayalam kaatunga ” nnu solla avanga sonna adayaalam enna theriyuma ? “Busla last rowla ukkarra pasanaga ” . “Very Good , avangala naanga paathukkarom” . Onne onnu kekkaren , dhinamum athe pasanga thaan athe edathula ukkaruvaangala ?? Enna achu na adutha naal oru appaavi paya kadaisi rowla ukkanthu irukkan . Ivanga SQUAD vanthu avanayum serthu ‘ARREST’ panni irukku . Payyan evlo solliyum kekkala . “Ellarayum 5 naal suspend panren” . Anthe .

Pradep: “Ha Ha . Dei ithu muttaal thanam da . Kevalama irukku

Guru:  “Ennatha panrathu

Pradep : “Ivlo thaan comedy a ? Illa vera ethaavathu irukka ?”

Guru : “Hmmm innonnu solren

Part III:

Avanga college la lunch break la llam yaarum veliya ninnu pesa koodaathaam . Vera dept la irukkara friend a paaka mudiyaatham . Vera class la oruthana pudichaanganna , “Ellaya meerina kutrathukkaga ” suspend panniduvaangalam !! . Kadavule . Oru naal Guruvum avan friend Ramachandranum ninnu pesittu irunthaangalaam . Guru college oda design epdi na , center la oru periya ground irukkum , suthi classrooms irukkum , 3 maadi nnu nenaikkaren . So ivanga first floor corridor la ninnuttu pesittu irunthirukkanga , athukkulla oru FLOOR SUPERVISOR vanthu , “Enpa , keezha potta pasangallam poittu varra eduthula ninnuttu  irukkeengale . Vekkama illa ?” . Enna da koduma ithu . Ithu Co ed college . Pombala pasanga vanthu pora edama ? Ada kadavule . Ithellam romba over …

Pradep : “Dei Jail da athu

Guru : “Hmmm . Ippo sollu , naan sonnathellam correct thane ?

Pradep : “Correct Correct. Hmmm oru doubt . Ivlo strict a irukkarthunaala unga college la kaadhal jodingellam kammiya irukkume ?

Guru: “Atha yen kekkara . Ithanaala thaan adhigama aaiduchi . Ketta ivlo restrictionlayum maatikkama love panrathula thaan kicke irukkun raanunga

Pradep : “Ivanungala thiruthave mudiyaathu da” (😛)

Ithellam vechu compare panni paatha namma college !!! . SORGA BOOMI . Sorgame enralum anthu CEG kku eedaguma ?

Note : Mer kooriya ella nigazhvugallayum ponnunga suthama affect aagave illa . Pasanga thaan suspend aagi saagaranunga . Enna Koduma sir ithu .

P.S : No offence was meant at the college😛 . It is one of the best colleges in Chennai . Blog ezhutha oru parabarappana topic kedachuthu avlo thaan . So college officials yaaravathu itha paaka poi , naan kaalaila pal theikkum bothu oru thani padai anuppi enna thookidatheenga . (Aan seri Guru vayum thookidatheenga :-P) . Padichoma Sirichoma Comment adichomannu irukkanum . Okay ??

Ippo ellarum sernthu sollunga “Vaazha Veikkum CEG kku Jay”

=))

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  1. Siva
    July 27, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    dei .. thenamum pal thekumpothu thaane .. athu unaku epovavathu thaan nadakum .. dont worry ..
    post ok .. na thaan first comment a .. kilinchithu ..

  2. Guru
    July 27, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    nalla post..unna vazhaveikum..
    enna vazhaveikkuma nu theriyalaye..??
    kudiya sikiram pal theikumbodu theriyum

  3. Senthil Kumar
    July 27, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    Post is good da…. but dei…. in our coll, unna mathiri aalungala pudikirathuku part time a sila pera potta, atleast unemployment problem will get resolved a bit!!!
    (Ivanungala thiruthave mudiyaathu pa” (😛 ))

  4. July 27, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    namma college vivek audi keeezha ninnu pesaravangala thooka thani police padai amaikka senthil kooriya idea ku, oru vote extra!!! oru second small flashback:-
    nyt at 11 PRADEP in phone under bedsheet (situation),
    bedsheet adila nee yendha kolathula irukkiyo appa unna thani padai vechchi thookina???!!! maru nal paper la yenna varum??!!

  5. Siva
    July 27, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    enna varum .. cell phone azahagan kaithunu varum !!
    he he he ..
    thayavu senchu yarum intha comment a delete panna vidatheenga !!

    + 2 votes to senthil and saran comments

  6. July 27, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    pradep’ai thooka vakalippavargal sekkiramaga vakkaliyungal. thevai pattal evvalavu kalla vote vendumanalum poda nan thayar !!!🙂

  7. Pradep
    July 27, 2008 at 9:23 pm

    @Sivavoda modhal comment
    Eppayavathu thaan pal theippana? Solrathu yaaru pa ? Too much a pesatha da .. Athenna Kilinchidhu ? Enda . En blog a nee kevalapaduthardhum untha naan kevalapadutharthume pozhappa vechirukkome … Venaam da .. Pudhusa yaaravathu blog a namma sernthu kalaaippom . idiotsaran ukku idhu oru echarikkai !!

  8. Pradep
    July 27, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    @ Guru
    Lol . Bayapadatha da .. maatna serndhe maatuvom .. Unga college akaramangalai edhirthu kural kuduppom . He he

  9. Pradep
    July 27, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    @ Senthil
    Dei enna pidikka padainnu onnu amacha adhukku peru AAF nnu thaan vekkanum . Anti Appavi Force . Thirunthu da ..

  10. Pradep
    July 27, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    @ Siva , IdiotSaran
    Dei neengallam entha schoolla da padicheenga .. Ungalukkellam sense illa ? manners illa ? Blog la epdi comment adikkanum vevasthailla ?? Bloody country brutes😛

  11. Smrithi
    July 28, 2008 at 10:12 pm

    sorry.. nan mela irukira comment ellaam padikave illa [:P].. nee yara thittinenu paakave illa… hey ! un blog ah pona poguthu naanga thaan pa padipom ( its a social community for direct and indirect(no offence😛 ) kalaichal ) so antha “Boys talk girls talk girl boy no talk” college lerndhu yaaaaaarum pakka mataanga.. Idha saaka vechikitu pal thekkama irukaatha..

  12. Pradep
    July 28, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    @ Smrithi
    Pona poguthunnu neeenga thaan padikkareengala ?? Iru oru example solren . Innikku en blogukku vantha visitors adicha tags llam solrenm kelu “1.love josiyam 2.kai regai pdf book 3.ethaavathu 4. palmists in chidambaram 5.kai josiyam ” . Ippo sollu . En blog aala evlo per palanadanjittu irukkanga . Nee ennanna ippadi saathaarnama sollitta . Cha Cha avamaanam . And as i predicted u got the college wrong . Ve Ve Ve .

  13. Smrithi
    July 28, 2008 at 11:27 pm

    come on i did not guess the col..[ it will taked minutes to check out the the guy’s college ] how silly! :P… avangellam nijammave edhayo paakanumnu vandhu un blog la land aagi kozhambi nondhu poiruppanga pa…adha ellam veliya solla mudiyuma

  14. July 29, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    yem pa neenga sanda poda airtel illaya?! phone la lam ungalala mudiyadha?! orkut, gtalk, yahoo messenger lam paththadha?1 atleast class la koodava?! yenna pradep sollunga?!

  15. Siva
    July 29, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    hmm .. well said saran ..
    u forgot many more places da ..
    college gate.. canteen… dept vaasal .. class vaasal ..
    and his mobile ( ipo athu dabba … no offences )

  16. July 30, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    After a refer-linking and refer-linking to your blog i added ur blog to mine…its difficult for me to remember you blog address:D ….dont even remember it now so just Ctrl+C it ….:D

  17. Pradep
    July 30, 2008 at 11:39 pm

    @ Smrithi
    Romba thappu . Vanthathukku edhayaavathu padichi sirichittu porangalla . Athu podhum . And i want to thank u for one thing . 3rd most searched keyword to end up in my blog is ‘Smrithi Ravi’ [:P] . You have lots of secret admirers who google your name i guess . Lol .

  18. Pradep
    July 30, 2008 at 11:40 pm

    @Siva, Saran
    Adangave maateengala da

  19. Pradep
    July 30, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    @ Buu
    Thanks for your first comment buu . Lets grow each others blog . U advertise mine , ill do yours . Enna “ooran pullaya ooti valatha , thaan pula thaana valarum”. I am 100 % sure u wont understand this😛

  20. saranraj
    August 5, 2008 at 12:15 am

    sory machi…😦

  21. August 16, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    dei!!athukunu anna univ la padikra ellarum ponnunga kooda pesidraangla!!

    naan ippo 4th year,enna oru ponnu ithu varaikum madichu pesala…😀
    road la ponale enna oru panni maathri treat panraanga da…

    “panni kaami” nu savaal vitta enna kaamikraanga da😦

    900 rupees shoes,1500 rupees jeans,3000 rupees watch,xcd 125 nu pradep pola naamalum college ponalum,oru ponnum nammala madikaathu..athuklam pradep maathri microsoft brain and tom cruise face-cut venum….enna irunthalum pradep pradep thaan

  22. Pradep
    August 16, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    Dei Dei Dei … Stop all this ‘Pradep Pradep’ nonsense da …. I’ve been hearing this for too many years now …

  23. August 16, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    unmaya sonna ulagam kathuthu😦

  24. kundilakatti
    March 30, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    aadingothaa

    • April 1, 2009 at 12:01 am

      Hi Mr.KundilaKatti,
      Ungalukku engallam katti irukkundrathu engalukku thevellatha vishayam . Edhaavathu solla virumbineenga na , theliva ellarukkum puriyira maari sollunga . Otha vaarthaila thitrathellam onnuthukkum odhavaathu . Come up with something better next time😀 .

      P.S : Thought provoking name though . Keep it up .

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