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Vaazha veikkum CEG kku jay !!

July 27, 2008 25 comments

Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi … Time for a new Post. This time it is a small piece of information which my friend shared with me yesterday . Friend as in School Friend named Guru . We studied in the same old school of 13 years together . And we’re good friends . Anyways he is doing final year in a private college in chennai . He has a different philosophy towards girls and just now i found out that his college has a great influence on it . Hmmm ippo namma avan college la nadakkara comedy a pathi paakalaam .

Guru: “Ethukku da ponunga friendship llam . Thevaye illa da . Wastttu” .

Pradep : “Dei enda ponnunga pasangannu paakara . Friends can be anyone . Why this hatred ?”

Guru: “Pinna , ponnunga kuda pesi enna suspend aaga solriya ?

Pradep: “Suspend a??

Cut Cut Cut .. Ippo namma oru flash back paapom . Avan sonna katha thaan .

Guru’s College Part I .

Avanga college a porutha varaikkum payyan-ponnu pesarthu maha periya kutram. Ippadi thaan oru thadava oru payyanum ponnum corridorla ninnuttu pesitu irunthaangalam . Payyan kaimaatha etho kaasu vaangi iruppan pola , atha thiruppi kuduthirukkan . Antha ponnu avasarama vaangittu ponathunaala note light a kizhinjiduchaam . Ithellam oru FLOOR SUPERVISOR paathuttu irunthaaram . Avarukku porukkala .. “Enna oru desa drogam, oru payyanum ponnum pesitttanga . Nooooooo” nnu solli antha payyanoda veettukku letter anuppi avunga parents a vara solli irukkanga . Parents kitta sonna compliant “Sir, Unga payyan antha ponnu kitta irunthu kaasu vaangi atha kizhichi pottirukkan . evlo periya thappu .. SUSPEND” .

Guru: “Thevaya ithu ? ” “Intha maari aalunga irukkara edathula entha vidhamaana riskkum edukka koodathu da

Pradep : “Dei intha oru incident thaane da . Avan neram serilla athaan maatikittan

Guru: “Ivan neram seriyyala , appo intha payyana ennannu solluva ?

Part II:

College bus thaan oru alavukku jolly a irukkara edam polirukku . Oru naal busla kadaisi row la ukkanthiruntha pasangallam sernthu bet vechu oru ponnukku ‘hi’ sollanumnu plan pottirukkanga (Small Boys !!) . Athe maari solliyum irukkanga . Itha oru staff paathutaanga !!. “Oh, my Godddd . Atheppadi intha pasanga oru ponnukku HI sollalam . Discipline illa  ? Manners illa ? ” nnu solli poi princi kitta pottu kuduthuttanag polirukku . Udane Management antha staff kitta “Yaar antha pasanga ? Adayalam kaatunga ” nnu solla avanga sonna adayaalam enna theriyuma ? “Busla last rowla ukkarra pasanaga ” . “Very Good , avangala naanga paathukkarom” . Onne onnu kekkaren , dhinamum athe pasanga thaan athe edathula ukkaruvaangala ?? Enna achu na adutha naal oru appaavi paya kadaisi rowla ukkanthu irukkan . Ivanga SQUAD vanthu avanayum serthu ‘ARREST’ panni irukku . Payyan evlo solliyum kekkala . “Ellarayum 5 naal suspend panren” . Anthe .

Pradep: “Ha Ha . Dei ithu muttaal thanam da . Kevalama irukku

Guru:  “Ennatha panrathu

Pradep : “Ivlo thaan comedy a ? Illa vera ethaavathu irukka ?”

Guru : “Hmmm innonnu solren

Part III:

Avanga college la lunch break la llam yaarum veliya ninnu pesa koodaathaam . Vera dept la irukkara friend a paaka mudiyaatham . Vera class la oruthana pudichaanganna , “Ellaya meerina kutrathukkaga ” suspend panniduvaangalam !! . Kadavule . Oru naal Guruvum avan friend Ramachandranum ninnu pesittu irunthaangalaam . Guru college oda design epdi na , center la oru periya ground irukkum , suthi classrooms irukkum , 3 maadi nnu nenaikkaren . So ivanga first floor corridor la ninnuttu pesittu irunthirukkanga , athukkulla oru FLOOR SUPERVISOR vanthu , “Enpa , keezha potta pasangallam poittu varra eduthula ninnuttu  irukkeengale . Vekkama illa ?” . Enna da koduma ithu . Ithu Co ed college . Pombala pasanga vanthu pora edama ? Ada kadavule . Ithellam romba over …

Pradep : “Dei Jail da athu

Guru : “Hmmm . Ippo sollu , naan sonnathellam correct thane ?

Pradep : “Correct Correct. Hmmm oru doubt . Ivlo strict a irukkarthunaala unga college la kaadhal jodingellam kammiya irukkume ?

Guru: “Atha yen kekkara . Ithanaala thaan adhigama aaiduchi . Ketta ivlo restrictionlayum maatikkama love panrathula thaan kicke irukkun raanunga

Pradep : “Ivanungala thiruthave mudiyaathu da” (😛)

Ithellam vechu compare panni paatha namma college !!! . SORGA BOOMI . Sorgame enralum anthu CEG kku eedaguma ?

Note : Mer kooriya ella nigazhvugallayum ponnunga suthama affect aagave illa . Pasanga thaan suspend aagi saagaranunga . Enna Koduma sir ithu .

P.S : No offence was meant at the college 😛 . It is one of the best colleges in Chennai . Blog ezhutha oru parabarappana topic kedachuthu avlo thaan . So college officials yaaravathu itha paaka poi , naan kaalaila pal theikkum bothu oru thani padai anuppi enna thookidatheenga . (Aan seri Guru vayum thookidatheenga :-P) . Padichoma Sirichoma Comment adichomannu irukkanum . Okay ??

Ippo ellarum sernthu sollunga “Vaazha Veikkum CEG kku Jay”

=))

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Josiyam Paakaliyo Josiyam….

July 21, 2008 60 comments

Puthu Post . Puthu Post . Puthu Post . Edhaavathu ezhudhanumnu aasaya irukku . Aana ennatha ezhudharthunnu therila . Seri thinam thinam college la nadakkara comedya ezhudhinaale podhume , sema jollya irukkume nnu innikku thaan thonuchi. So inru oru comedy enna nna Palmistry . Athaavathu Kai Regaya Vechu Kalaaikarthu. Seri ippo podhu arivukku povom . Athaan mukkiyamaana kattam.

So naanga oru naal TQM class la vettiya ukkandhuttu irunthappo thaan enakku intha salpi idea vanthuthu . Namma aalu Sivagami kku than Kai Regaya vechu josiyam llam paaka theriyume , avan kitta irunthu kathukittaa pirkaalathula sila-pala vishayangalukku ubayogappadume nnu . Serinnu naanum “Siva , intha kai rega paakara mattera sollithayen” nu en kaiya neetinen . Right kai . Ya if somebody is taking notes , note down ‘Right Hand for boys and left for Girls’ 😛 . Yaam petra inbam peruga ivvayyagam . So siva sonnatha ippo theliva explain panren .

Kai Regayai Kalaaipadhu eppadi ?

Kai Regayai Kalaaipadhu eppadi ?

1. Kalvi Regai . “Dei , nee ivlo thooram padichadhe perusu , un kalvi rega romba kuttiya irukku . Konja neelama iruntha Higher Studies panna Vaippirukku ” 2. Dhana Regai . “Oralavukku okay” 3. Love Regai (Sathiyama ipdillam rega irukkukannu enakku theriyathu . Antha naai bit kuda pottirukkalaam) “Hmmm . Romba Lighta irukke … Dei love rega vanthu un dhana regaya disturb pannuthu da“. So naan nenachukitten Kalyanathukku apparam neraya pana thattupaadu varumnu :p . 4. Aayul Regai . “70 vayasu than (Aamam ivuru periya Doctoru) ” “Inga en kaila paaru“nnu avan kaiya neetinaan . Aayul rega konam perusa thaan irunthuchu . Idhula enna irukkunnu vittutten . Idhuvaraikkum avan sonnathula oru alavukkaavathu nambikka irunthuthu . Kadaisiya onnu sonnan paarunga 5. Pulla-Kutti. If you see that image above , there are two lines visible near the number 5 . He said it represents the children i will have where a short line represents Female Child and a long line represents Male . Enda kai regaila ethana pasanganellam kuda va irukkum . Kadavule . Ithu varaikkunm silenta iruntha pasanga , intha pulla kutti mattera kettaodane “Dei Dei enakku ethana nnu paaru da . Enakku ethannu paaruda” . Ennaa aarvam.

Suresh , Surendar, Srini,  Vignesh, Senthil nnu ellar kayyayum paathu comment adichi onjaaachu . Yaaro oruthar kaila 3 love regai irunthuthu . Athukkulla “Dei enakku 3 pondattiya . 3 pondattiya ” nnu ore nacharippu . Enna oru aasai. Srini kaila ella regayum double double a irunthuthu vera . Annikku full TQM hour ippadi kai regailaye thaan pochu . Ivan sonna kai rega matterlaam unma thaanannu check panlaam nu solli google panni paathen . Onnume puriyala . So intha methodukku peru verum palmistry illa . TQM PALMISTRY nnu vechikkalaam . So ellarum mun kooriya methods a follow panni avunga avunga TQM palmistry a commentla adinga . Atha paaka theriyaatha jeevangal , kaiya scan panni naanorumuttapaya@gmail.com kku anuppunga . Enna athu enga id kedayaathu . Hope you found the post ‘Interesting’ . Lol .

Love a pathi neenga enna nenaikkareenga ??

July 18, 2008 13 comments

Hi guys . This is the continuation of Siva’s Post from his blog http://www.notthevc.blogspot.com. That was a great idea that he perceived and will definitely make a great post . His post was simple and it says the answers given by our class guys when asked the question: Love a pathi neenga enna nenaikkareenga ? . He left out a few names and i’ll try to fill it up

Please read his post before coming here .

Sivaguru:
Love a? Wikipedia entryla seriyaave podlaye … Wait pannu Wait pannu . Aan . Therila da.. Inikku search pannittu naalaikku solren…

Raghuram:
Q: Love a pathi neenga enna nenaikkareenga ?
A: Dei nethikku naan thoongarthukku 4 mani aaiduchi da . S/W development labukku work pannittu irunthen da.
Q: Dei athellam okay da . Love a pathi nee enna nenaikkara??
A: Enna ?  Purila .
Q: Love da. Love .
A: Page No ?? Reference Book a ? Text Book a?

P.Vignesh:

Love a ? Dei naanllam 10avathu padikkum bothe 10 ponnunga kooda suthi irukken. Love a pathi evlo padam edukkaraanga . Anga poi kathukkonga . Small Boys. Enkitta kettu uyira edukkareenga.

Ramasamy Logesh:

Dude. Love thaane . Adu vandu …Naanllam morning oru ponnu , afternoon oru ponnunnu suthara aalu . Love llam craze man. ( Nalla Suthara!! )

Senthil:

Thu. Poi velaya paaru da.

C.P:

Love a? Iru en pendrive la irukkannu paakaren.

Sivagami: (Mavane nee thappikka mudiyathu da)

Dei . Athellam unkitta sollamudiyaathu . Naane enga veetla ponnu paakkaranga nnu kaduppa irukken. (Ippothaikku) Accenturela place aanathu periya thappa pochu ..  Veetla ore tholla .

And Siva postla ennoda sila karuthukkal

Rajesh and Srinivas’s answer cannot be changed . Perfect answers . Thats exactly what they’ll say.

Thanu:

Love = Waste of Time. (He has the great quality of telling everything through equations!)I have papers to publish da . Poi uruppadra velaya paaru da.

Koodiya seekkaram class la irukkara ellar answerum pottudlaam !

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